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by marloholden

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

liberalsarecool

#QuietQuitting sounds like capitalists complaining about their waning exploitation.

kyojinsenshu

sleepy-bebby

Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.

brucebocchi

tilthat

TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

via ift.tt

bywandandsword

To understand how ridiculous this is, the first successful powered airplane flew this same year, 1903

zipstick

You’re understating how ridiculous

it wasn’t just the same year. it was nine days later

dragongirltitties

how do newspaper clippings from a hundred years ago violate community guidelines

aflo

to fly is to go against the will of god

movie-gifs

SOUL (2020) dir. Pete Docter & Kemp Powers

darkstarverity-deactivated20210

quotemadness

“In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you wonder what happened to them. There are some that you wonder if they ever think about you. And then there are some you wish you never had to think about again. But you do.”

— C.S.Lewis

ousia-poetica

They told me to put my heart in everything I do. So that’s what I did, and I poured and I poured and I poured. Now they ask me why I am so empty and confused. Drawing and illustration Felicia Chiao on instagram.