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ikealanterns-deactivated2020112

pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole

nixtendo

芸術家♡

norahfields

when someone says you like cats too much

foxpetles-blog

What the fuck

greelin

don’t ever doubt my willingness to burn the bridge between us if you hurt me enough and to feel no remorse whatsoever while doing it. i will feel nothing. i will use the flames to roast marshmallows. i will enjoy the marshmallows. and then move on with my life without you in it

idgah

foods that will poison cats:

alcohol

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

flightless-moth

Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.

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fabiolalenz

Don’t talk to me about “good cops” they are only used to shield and protect the criticisms of bad cops . Where are those good cops now ?

hamburber

a meme was literally created and dead within the same hour. only the people who were on tumblr at the time got to see it live. we are officially at a meme funeral. a moment of silence please

extrasad

My boyfriend just told me that he wouldn't want to be with me if I got a nose piercing, he thinks they're ugly so he told me to choose between him and getting piercings, and that if I loved him I'd choose him, but if he loved me he wouldn't beat me down like this?

So when u get ur nose pierced make sure to clean it with non iodized sea salt and distilled water

gobblechopstv

the-damonator

What is Miley Cyrus going to have for Thanksgiving?

paladiin

dont you fucking dare

the-damonator

Twerky

WHAT TIME DOES YOUR SIGN GO TO SLEEP????

Aries: 9pm

Taurus: 6pm

Gemini: *Doesn't*

Cancer: 11pm

Leo: 4am

Virgo: 2am

Libra: 7pm

Scorpio: 6am

Sagittarius: 5am

Capricorn: 3am

Aquarius: *Is Always Asleep*

Pisces: 12am

naturalhairhow101

High Shrinkage Club

#naturalhairhow101

taaamekaa-deactivated20180912

Omg 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 hands down favourite post

thechicode

Don’t underestimate the shrinkage

Morning Beauties vs Morning Beasts

Stretches to the sound of birds chirping, broad smile on their face: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius

Will probably kill you. Violently. With an alarm clock, eyes still closed: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Libra, Sagittarius

theguilteaparty

So my mom told me a story...

Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week.

Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him.

So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that’s like… 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself.

That’s approximately 835 loaves of banana bread.

Now

Skip ahead a few years…

and they’re all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad’s bread and their mom comes in, “I don’t think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!”

“What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!”

This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn’t have the heart to tell them that he couldn’t stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret.

My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was.

theguilteaparty

I just told my mom this had 1000 notes on it and let me tell you what

She had two responses.

1. Tell them about the mac n cheese

2. Tell me when it hits a million

mOM.