Useless, gay and lonely

The title said it all

[nop7]

Jinx:the hands that cradled your face and tilted it upward to kiss your forehead are soaked in unfathomable quantity of blood...

(Y/n):

(Y/n): but they cradled me,yes? (^-^)

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Sevika: how did you guys got arrested?

Jinx: we don't know

Isha,in sign language: we didn't do anything wrong

Jinx: we got pulled over and when the officer said "papers" i yelled "scissors" and then Isha drow off

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jinx: i found a puppy in the park!!

Sevika: jinx that's a child

Jinx:

Sevika: jinx

Jinx:

Sevika: jinx,no

Jinx:

Jinx: so anyway her name is isha!

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(caitvi on a date)

Vi: i would like to order a chicken

Vi: actually,make that two

Caitlyn:*blush* that's cu-

Vi:watch me eat these two chickens in less than 3 minutes

Caitlyn:

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sevika: we are about to go in public. I'm expecting you to behave

Jinx: you heard that, didn't you isha?

Sevika: i was talking to you jinx

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isha:*tapping on table viciously*

Jinx:*watching vividly from across the table*

Vi: what's happening?

Sevika: shh, they're talking in morse code

Isha: -•-- --- ••- -•• --- ••- -•-• •••• • -••• •- - -• --• • - - •

Jinx: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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Caitlyn:*walk into their bedroom*

Caitlyn:*wraps her arms around Vi's shoulders gently and whispers in her ear*

Caitlyn: steal my ice cream from the freezer again and i will make sure they never find your body

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Jinx: Vi? Why are you on the floor?

Vi,drunk, murmurs into the floor: i can't see or hear my problems from here...

Jinx: I...well,shit, make room for me

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Isha,drawing quietly

Jinx, upside down on a chair: do you think stars have feelings?

[nop7]

Jinx, holding a plate of food: Ishaaaa! I made your favorite!

Isha in sign language:you didn't make it, Sevika made it

Jinx: i made her make it

[nop7]

Jinx: so apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually "severe psychological issues"

[nop7]

Jinx: stop forgiving my crimes! I worked so hard on those

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Jinx: dear, Santa

Jinx: I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty

Jinx: and it was worth it, judgemental bastard

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Vi: hey do you have a bag i could borrow?

Jinx: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my useless, sad and dark existence along with my fatigue and guilt

Vi:

Vi: literally all you had to do was say no

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Silco: damn, the power went out

Powder: don't worry, i got this

*Powder shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

Silco: how–

Powder, smiling proudly: i swallow a flashlight

Silco, on the verge of a cardiac arrest:WhY wOuLd YoU–

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Y/n: i made you a friendship bracelet

Jinx, taking the bracelet: I'm not a jewelry person

Y/n: oh... You don't have to wear it if you don't wan–

Jinx: no! It's mine now, forever, back off

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Kidnapper: we have your niece

Sevika: i don't have a niece

Kidnapper:

Kidnapper: then... who's this kid who's just spat in my face and called me a bitch?

Sevika: oh, Jinx... You can keep her, bye

Kidnapper:NO! WAIT, PLEASE, TAKE IT BACK!!!