Gone.

A sexual encounter is what you seek? Don't wanna 8rag here, 8uuuuuuuut I could help you out! ::::)

…shit.

Jeeze, okay, miss Pushy!

*home.txt sent*

There, those are mine. Hurry on over, I don’t like to 8e kept w8ing!!

Okay, okay! I’ll hurry over.

...Thank you.

A sexual encounter is what you seek? Don't wanna 8rag here, 8uuuuuuuut I could help you out! ::::)

…shit.

Yep, solid! No tentacles here! I’m sure you’ll 8e fine.

As for testicles, well,they’re good for gently ru88ing and groping. You’ll see when we meet up!

Speaking of which, how are we going to meet up?

Oh, I’m sure I’ll 8e just fine.

I have a transportalizer. If you don’t mind, I’d prefer for it to 8e at your place. Mine is...well, unflattering, to say the least. Plus, there’s a cat there that tends to 8e loud and clingy. You know your coordinates, yes? If so, let’s just do this 8efore I start to have second thoughts.

A sexual encounter is what you seek? Don't wanna 8rag here, 8uuuuuuuut I could help you out! ::::)

…shit.

An oral fix8tion? Oh, you mean you’re good with your mouth?

Hey, that’s always a handy tr8! However there may 8e something I need to tell you 8efore we 8egin. I don’t have a nook. I have a 8one 8ulge and shame glo8es.

In human terms, a penis and testicles. Or cock and 8alls. Choose whichever makes you more comforta8le.

Well. Kind of. I’m certainly no expert at it, 8ut it’s what I like to do the most, and it’s what I’m most familiar with.

...okay. As in, specifically human anatomy? Solid shaft, non-prehensile?Perhaps a sweep ago, I’d have 8een alarmed, 8ut that’s hardly the oddest thing I’ve heard on this site. I don’t have any experience with solid shafts, 8ut I’m sure I can make do. Even if it has 8een a while since I’ve had...well, any experience at all, actually.

Franky, I’m not sure what to do with testicles. I’ve never even seen them outside of pictures.

A sexual encounter is what you seek? Don't wanna 8rag here, 8uuuuuuuut I could help you out! ::::)

…shit.

Fine fine, yeesh! Just trying to lighten the mood a little.

Anyways, do you have any preference for how you carry out sexual encounters? Anything I need to know 8efore we 8egin anything?

Well, I tend to just go with whatever the other person wants to do. At least, that’s what I did the last time, and that proved...well, effective. And, well, while it’s not something you need to know, I’ve 8een told I have a 8it of an oral fixation. If that...helps anything.

Sorry, I don’t really know how to talk a8out any of this sort of thing without sounding painfully awkward.

A sexual encounter is what you seek? Don't wanna 8rag here, 8uuuuuuuut I could help you out! ::::)

…shit.

Well I see no reason to 8low smoke up your ass! Just get str8 to the point, that’s how I roll.

As for your request, you got yourself a deal. I won’t call you Mindfang Jr. anymore.

How’s “Mind8ang”? ::::)

…Mind8ang? No thanks.

I can respect the directness, 8ut the pet names are a 8it odd. Mindfang, I suppose I can deal with, if it suits your preferences. 8ut if you insist on calling me something other than my name, I’d rather it not 8e a derivative of my alternates’ title.

A sexual encounter is what you seek? Don't wanna 8rag here, 8uuuuuuuut I could help you out! ::::)

…shit.

Is that a yes or a no, Mindfang Jr.?

:::;)

Oh, dear. You’re very...direct. Sorry, I’m getting a 8it flustered -- and when I get nervous I tend to 8e very ram8ly...well, more so than usual. I’m trying not to, 8ut, well, you see how that’s going.

That’s a may8e, provided you...never call me that again.