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Insta: @cristinefarah

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[vzm]

we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

[recuperationdisliker]

it is literally one of the most normal things

[vzm]

you can’t even begin to understand how insane water is

[cursedpinterest]

[comagarden]

not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped

[animalcrossingmemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[officialdwightschrute]

[mildtoast-deactivated20160725]

This perfectly explains how I got this far in life

[memecage]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

kickstarter to help me recover after getting scalped by this porn bot

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[micma]

fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..

[micma]

[andrewbelami]

[peanutsfeelings]

“Snoopy, come home”, 1972.

[valtsv]

woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*

me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol

[femsolid]

[radcybergoth]

@ libfems but being anti porn and anti sex work is a “white feminist” goal right? That’s something only white women care about, right?