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iamincomplihansibble

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Learning something is very difficult when you’re forced to do it, but it is very easy if you’re really interested in doing it.

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aaaaandqueuethehyperfocusplaylist

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Before you slap a woman’s ass, practice on yours first

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andaskforconsent

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There’s a perception that you can’t just invent a word, and yet hundreds of thousands of them have been invented

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thediffereneisthatwhenyoumakeawordandwantitdobeaworditneedstohaveameaningotherwiseitsjustgibberishandactuallyalotofwordsnowatleastinenglisharejustvariationsofpreexistingwordswhetherthroughdeliberatechangeorevenjustbeinglazyandshorteningitbecausewhynot

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The friend zone is one space in length: the difference between ‘boyfriend’ and ‘boy friend’

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igetthisistechnicallythetruchbutidbegtodifferthefriendzoneisverybigandtherearealotofthemishouldknowthebestdescriptionofmyromanticexperienceisfriendzone

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We’ll know that artificial intelligence has advanced to human levels of cognition when it starts doing some really stupid things.

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artificialintelligenceisalreadydoingstupidthingsbothbydesignandnotbydesign

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The word ‘Crisps’ has a questionable number of syllables.

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howexactlyimeanidontusethiswordbutitseemstobequiteobviousthatithasthreesyllablesjustbecauseyousayitfasterifyouwantdoesntmeanithasfewersyllables

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A good climbing rope lasts 3 years, a bad climbing rope lasts your entire life.

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thisisanexampleofhowitisveryeasytoovergeneralizethingsandalsomaybeyouneedtobeslightlymorespecificatsomethings

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In our lifespan we don’t even get to meet 1% of the human population

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yesthatshowlifespansandlivingthingswork

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The ratio of humans eaten by pigs to pigs eaten by humans is low, but still not 0:1

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statisticallyspeakingaratiowillalmostneverbezerotooneorwhateverifthereseventheslightestchanceofsomethinghappeningitwillhappengivenenoughtime

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Zombies are always seen dripping blood when they get stabbed or shot in the head but since they are dead their heart shouldn’t be able to pump blood

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myheadcanonforthisisthatblockagesformintheveinsandbloodvesselsandwhatnotleadingtosomepartsofzombiesbeingbasicallybloodbagswaitingtopop

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The acceptable number of exclamation points at the end of a sentence are 1, 3, and 5.

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imagineneedingtoworryaboutpunctuation

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Dying childless is breaking billion years of family tradition

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Mr and my brother teaming up to end an entire lineage

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Me and my siblings teaming up to end 5 entire lineages

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myfamilysbloodlineendswithme

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aightwellthiswrapsuptonightsthreeamcontentdump

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The coyote really needs to try ordering from different company other than acme.

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oddsareacmehadamonopolyonthemarketresultinginwilecoyoteonlyhavingonepossiblesupplier

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People who wear pyjamas in public are often accused of giving up on life but maybe, in fact, they’re actually living their best lives.

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notnecessarilyiforonewouldhatewearingpyjamasinpublicbecauseidontwanttogotosleepinsmellyanddirtyclothingalsomypyjamasdontlooknearlyasgoodasmycoatsdo

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When we’re walking around a crowd of people and they cut us off or walk slower in front of us, we are usually fine with it. But once we’re in a car, the entire attitude changes.

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wellthatsbecausemostpeoplearentwalkingaroundatspeedscapableofkillingothersandalsosomepeoplearejustselfconsciousassholeswhoonlyfeelcomfortableberatingpeoplebehindtheanonimityofasteeringwheelorcodlobby

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Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies.

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theyalsohappentobetheonlyonesthatrequireconstantandvigilantmaintenancewhilebeingexposedtotheoutsideworldunliketherestofyourbonesimsurethatsatleastpartofthereason