There is a showerfam main-blogger among us

The top posters badge is quite pitiful but it has funny imig. Any pronouns. I'm retired btw.

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

bad-faith-misinterpreter when good-faith-correctinterpreter walks in:

That's a stupid fucking username because there IS no one correct interpretation. I would humiliate this evil clone

[good-faith-correctinterpreter]

hey

[good-faith-interpreter]

we can change her mind if we try, rally your critical thinking skills everyone

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

IM RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING HELLO? SHOO

[neutral-faith-interpreter]

You might or might not be correct based on the situation. It is nuanced and context dependent.

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

NO ITS NOT. IM RIGHT. 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹 GETS YOU

[no-faith-uninterpreter]

I have no stake within this conflict, nor any opinion on if you are correct or not.

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

NO FAITH UNINTERPRETER???????????????????????? JUST DOING JACK SHIT??????

[no-faith-uninterpreter]

I do not have any further opinion on this matter.

[nihilism-faith-misinterpreter]

even if no faith uninterpreter had an opinion it wouldnt matter. nothing we do in life will allow us to be permanently remembered after death. whats the point?

[rival-faith-interpreter]

all that really matters is i'm actually way better and cooler.

[nihilism-faith-misinterpreter]

coolness is a social construct that will soon disappear

[rival-faith-interpreter]

as long as i am around there will always be coolness

[nihilism-faith-misinterpreter]

one day you will die. there is no human who can escape the grim reaper.

[immortal-faith-misinterpreter]

Hey.

[nihilism-faith-misinterpreter]

oh no

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

what in the goddamn…?

[faith-filled-misinterpreter]

Do not you dare take the Lord Almighty's name in vain. And to you, @immortal-faith-misinterpreter , being immortal is blasphemous and Satanic. Do you really claim to be above God?

[immortal-faith-misinterpreter]

If God didn't want me immortal, I wouldn't be.

[faith-filled-misinterpreter]

Perhaps, but are you certain He intended for you to use it to troll people on the Internet?

[indifferent-faith-interpreter]

does it really matter this much

[nihilism-faith-misinterpreter]

wonderful news! immortal faith misinterpreter is NOT god!! YES!!

also. yeah i agree with indifferent faith int. if god wants to control our lives xey should probably like i dunno. give people purpose and happiness. haha. you guys dont have purpose and happiness its not a me thing right

[inverted-faith-misinterpreter]

ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ s,ɹǝʇǝɹdɹǝʇuᴉsᴉɯ ǝɥʇ llɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ sᴉɥʇ sᴉ

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

i think so. hi

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[just-binch-thoughts]

I'm having war flashbacks

[validornot]

Math is yellow

^

Valid

Not valid

Nuance????

Voting ended onSep 12, 2025

(It’s blue)

[just-binch-thoughts]

🫠

[bifrosted-flakes]

I’m not sure how widespread it was so this may be common knowledge or completely unknown idk but I must tell this story. So maybe 5 or 6 years ago there was a bunch of people who decided that they just absolutely *hated* the shower thoughts blog so they would make side blogs called stuff like “fuckshowerthoughts” and “just-idiot-thoughts” and harass them in every post they made. After a while they got bored and more people were making blogs with names like “just-dog-thoughts” or “just-hat-thoughts” and they would post shower thoughts style nonsense but from the pov of a dog or hat or whatever. Eventually this mutated so far that it became completely divorced from shower thoughts at all and just became a mass roleplay. Lots of people used special fonts, text colors, and typing quirks in their posts and everyone used the same picrew maker for their pfps. Fun times.

Anyways. Devils sacrament moment this blog used to be called just-tree-thoughts and it was a whole bunch of this

[just-binch-thoughts]

I don't know how to feel about this.

[beardedmrbean]

[just-binch-thoughts]

Sorry I think I might've caused this one. Bugs are cool ok

[just-binch-thoughts]

I take back what I said on july 15th, 2020. Zero is a number. You have to understand, I was in a bad place. The Netherlands. I suppose I am still in a bad place, but a slightly different bad place.

[just-binch-thoughts]

Yall were annoying as fuck when telling me that having deja vu every few months was a health concern btw. It's not a big deal, they weren't paired with seizures or anything. Anyway if you have deja vu like several times a month/constantly and/or it's paired with unconsciousness or pain or stuff go to a doctor

[just-binch-thoughts]

yippeee. I feel horribly weird typing this. I feel like I was never Binch, but also this was for a long time a major part of my identity. Idk, it's weird and complicated, and none of this is anyone's business, but for sure I would not be the same person if I didn't share my brain functions and philosophy everywhere. It's how I figure things out.

[queer-as-city-folk]

I just started a new public transit gimmick blog any advice on how to get started?

Bother big blogs till you get noticed

[just-binch-thoughts]

Ah yes, the universal of all gimmicks.

[just-binch-thoughts]

I'm glad I've retired, because what I just had might not count as a shower thought but it was certainly a shower experience contained entirely within my mind.

[just-binch-thoughts]

@the-aprils-only-fool shower involuntarily making a song parody

[tothechaos]

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[just-narrator-thoughts]

Hark! Tis the end of our era truly

[just-binch-thoughts]

Respectfully, you are SUCH a nerd

[just-binch-thoughts]

I'm glad I've retired, because what I just had might not count as a shower thought but it was certainly a shower experience contained entirely within my mind.

[just-binch-thoughts]

I'm sorry you're retired now. I thought it'd been a bit quiet in this corner of the site for a while. Glad you're still vaguely kicking around at least

I'm alive and active on main, but yeah showerfam is kind of dead now. I'm sure Gay can incite a second renaissance if she wants to. But yeah, I'll probably still fuck around on this blog every now and then.

[tothechaos]

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[totheorder]

:)

[tothechaos]

[tothechaos]

Do Not Do This To Me

[catboybeebop]

[slicedcheesegremlin]

[tothechaos]

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

[rotary-supercollider]

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

[mysteryviolencesideblog3000]

Ok!

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

[terminusverge]

That car is not messed up enough. Here.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

[cantotallyeven]

I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll write a hauiku

as a comment on this post

and hope the bot sees

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[absurdly-useful]

@identifying-horses-in-posts

[identifying-horses-in-posts]

Pretty horse!

[therainbowgorilla]

@i-say-ok

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[goosemoosse]

@cat-spotted

[cat-spotted]

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[kittybroker]

Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!

[idontrateyourposts]

/200K

[free-post-store]

$0

[yronnia]

I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?

oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby

[nastasya--filippovna]

If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.

@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN

to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses

[probablyadhdapparently]

I’m turning this into a picrew chain also guys lots of pressure

Nuggts character maker!

This is a Picrew made by Nuggts @.nuggts on TikTok You can use this Picrew as a profile picture or in a video etc. with credits! Do

Do it or the animatronics fucking get me also no I did not kill anyone what are you talking about

tags: @biscuits-lovely-corner @expresso4thedeppresso @funkingrn @aroacesigma @lastdivantruther @barracuda677 @pengumi12 @sulkystella @misschuchuw @someonebeatmetotheseusernames @blinksager @sav3yee @chuuyasboner @ur-local-remy-kinnie @urazayt @thelittleprinceconfirmed @gherkin-saute @vinylbiohazard @amioddlyart

tag all you moots this is not an option

also prev yes you @ivankaramazov07 I want you to do it as well

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)

[probablyadhdapparently]

So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

ON IT BESTIE!

[mystic-mae]

im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh and @probablyautism here u go luv

CMON FOLKS

DO IT

[mystic-mae]

here you are!!

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.

[falling-raine]

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @styx142 no pressue :)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.

[neil-gaiman]

It may still need help getting to 200,000.

Here's Aziraphale in disguise:

And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:

[badjokesbyjeff]

@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:

A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.

At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.

Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.

The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.

Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.

He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.

Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.

His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.

The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.

His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.

They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.

“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”

The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.

The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.

“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.

Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.

[violet-the-red-panda-deactivate]

JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL

[forlayina]

@writing-prompt-s

[writing-prompt-s]

Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.

[shaevilux]

Chaos Course Set Meal

Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos

Foreword:

As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.

Course One

Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris

10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.

Ingredients (serves four people):

1 teaspoon of saffron

300g carnaroli rice

50g extra virgin olive oil

20g butter

5g shallots

1l vegetable broth

parsley (to taste)

100g porcini mushrooms

80g portobello mushrooms

100g brown mushrooms

5g truffle oil

5g lemon peel and lemon juice

30g parmesan cheese

thyme (a dash)

5g garlic

A pinch of salt and pepper

The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.

Method:

In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast

Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.

In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.

Presentation:

At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.

The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.

[badjokesbyjeff]

@one-time-i-dreamt @i-am-a-fish @pukicho

[i-am-a-fish]

hi jeff (:

[writing-prompt-s]

I just texted @one-time-i-dreamt

[dominyk9]

i don't what's more wild to me, how much we are all working on giving someone ink poisoning or learning that @writing-prompt-s has @one-time-i-dreamt 's phone number

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I have been summoned many, many times

[whoviankendokaqueenbeewithbooks]

This post is already one of the most epic I have ever seen. Keep going!

[notmikesblog]

The tumblr post equivalent of the fall of ceasar. Well can't miss my turn with the knife.

[just-narrator-thoughts]

Mine own self doth summon the shower community!

@just-shower-thoughts

@just-binch-thoughts

Do bringeth the fools upon us!

[just-binch-thoughts]

I'm retired

[tothechaos]

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[totheorder]

:)

[tothechaos]

[tothechaos]

Do Not Do This To Me

[catboybeebop]

[slicedcheesegremlin]

[tothechaos]

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

[rotary-supercollider]

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

[mysteryviolencesideblog3000]

Ok!

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

[terminusverge]

That car is not messed up enough. Here.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

[cantotallyeven]

I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll write a hauiku

as a comment on this post

and hope the bot sees

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[absurdly-useful]

@identifying-horses-in-posts

[identifying-horses-in-posts]

Pretty horse!

[therainbowgorilla]

@i-say-ok

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[goosemoosse]

@cat-spotted

[cat-spotted]

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[kittybroker]

Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!

[idontrateyourposts]

/200K

[free-post-store]

$0

[yronnia]

I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?

oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby

[nastasya--filippovna]

If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.

@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN

to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses

[probablyadhdapparently]

I’m turning this into a picrew chain also guys lots of pressure

Nuggts character maker!

This is a Picrew made by Nuggts @.nuggts on TikTok You can use this Picrew as a profile picture or in a video etc. with credits! Do

Do it or the animatronics fucking get me also no I did not kill anyone what are you talking about

tags: @biscuits-lovely-corner @expresso4thedeppresso @funkingrn @aroacesigma @lastdivantruther @barracuda677 @pengumi12 @sulkystella @misschuchuw @someonebeatmetotheseusernames @blinksager @sav3yee @chuuyasboner @ur-local-remy-kinnie @urazayt @thelittleprinceconfirmed @gherkin-saute @vinylbiohazard @amioddlyart

tag all you moots this is not an option

also prev yes you @ivankaramazov07 I want you to do it as well

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)

[probablyadhdapparently]

So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

ON IT BESTIE!

[mystic-mae]

im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh and @probablyautism here u go luv

CMON FOLKS

DO IT

[mystic-mae]

here you are!!

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.

[falling-raine]

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @styx142 no pressue :)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.

[neil-gaiman]

It may still need help getting to 200,000.

Here's Aziraphale in disguise:

And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:

[badjokesbyjeff]

@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:

A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.

At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.

Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.

The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.

Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.

He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.

Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.

His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.

The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.

His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.

They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.

“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”

The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.

The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.

“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.

Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.

[violet-the-red-panda-deactivate]

JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL

[forlayina]

@writing-prompt-s

[writing-prompt-s]

Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.

[shaevilux]

Chaos Course Set Meal

Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos

Foreword:

As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.

Course One

Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris

10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.

Ingredients (serves four people):

1 teaspoon of saffron

300g carnaroli rice

50g extra virgin olive oil

20g butter

5g shallots

1l vegetable broth

parsley (to taste)

100g porcini mushrooms

80g portobello mushrooms

100g brown mushrooms

5g truffle oil

5g lemon peel and lemon juice

30g parmesan cheese

thyme (a dash)

5g garlic

A pinch of salt and pepper

The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.

Method:

In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast

Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.

In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.

Presentation:

At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.

The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.

[badjokesbyjeff]

@one-time-i-dreamt @i-am-a-fish @pukicho

[i-am-a-fish]

hi jeff (:

[writing-prompt-s]

I just texted @one-time-i-dreamt

[dominyk9]

i don't what's more wild to me, how much we are all working on giving someone ink poisoning or learning that @writing-prompt-s has @one-time-i-dreamt 's phone number

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I have been summoned many, many times

[whoviankendokaqueenbeewithbooks]

This post is already one of the most epic I have ever seen. Keep going!

[notmikesblog]

The tumblr post equivalent of the fall of ceasar. Well can't miss my turn with the knife.

[just-narrator-thoughts]

Mine own self doth summon the shower community!

@just-shower-thoughts

@just-binch-thoughts

Do bringeth the fools upon us!

[just-binch-thoughts]

I'm retired

[just-shower-thoughts]

Santa is very judgmental for someone who works one day per year.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Because a trip around the world giving out gifts requires no prior planning or preparation, he just gets up and works only that day

[just-binch-thoughts]

Maybe if he was rich he could just get up and do that, but Santa working class and we love him

[just-binch-thoughts]

You're right random person, this was a good post

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pineapple on pizza might be one of the most controversial ingredients ever.

[just-binch-thoughts]

Everyone I’ve told about that time I ate banana pizza fucking hated me after, though. It’s good

[just-pineapple-responses]

No- not banana on pizza 😢 and here I thought we were allies in 『pineapple on pizza』 supremacy. It seems the pineappleocalypse will never succeed 😔

[just-binch-thoughts]

I have never once enjoyed pineapple on pizza and the only reason I support it is because I just love my sister that much

[just-binch-thoughts]

Why? Is it a principle thing? Is this like that one guy that watched morbius fuck knows how many times but always snuck in with a ticket for another movie?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pineapple on pizza might be one of the most controversial ingredients ever.

[just-binch-thoughts]

Everyone I’ve told about that time I ate banana pizza fucking hated me after, though. It’s good

[just-pineapple-responses]

No- not banana on pizza 😢 and here I thought we were allies in 『pineapple on pizza』 supremacy. It seems the pineappleocalypse will never succeed 😔

[just-binch-thoughts]

I have never once enjoyed pineapple on pizza and the only reason I support it is because I just love my sister that much