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jasminsaysrelax:

norapucks:

I get the appeal, even if the concept’s kinda bullshit. Real talk, I couldn’t tell you the difference between beer in a bottle versus tap, but I’m guessing that’s all part of your job to know it. Never know when those hops snobs are gonna roll in. Which bar do you work at?

I’ve been drinking since I was like 12. At this point, there’s not much I couldn’t tell you when it comes to alcohol. I work at Shotwell’s. It’s a cool little place, you should check it out sometime.

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snixtiagolopez:

norapucks:

I don’t want a car because you’re milking some famous old dude’s flappy balls, it has to be your money, Nora.

That money would be hard earned. It’s a car, you’ll take it!

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snixtiagolopez:

norapucks

Well I’m gonna have to wait before you can afford buying me sports car… but that’s not bad.

Just wait until I become a hot fling for some middle aged half washed up actor fresh from divorce like Brad Pitt or Ben Affleck.. That’s when you’ll get your car.

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jasminsaysrelax:

norapucks:

Yikes. That’s charming. It’s mostly guys with zero game, which is definitely a no, hot or not. Is that your go-to with beer? On tap or nothing? 

Yeah, If I could meet a guy who is actually cute and has game I would consider monogamy. Maybe. Eh, I’m not too much of a beer drinker in general, but yes. I like it tapped and not bottled. There’s something tastier about it.

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righton-brighton:

norapucks:

I would be too if I got it. Any idea what you’re going to do with the money from it? And does this mean you’ll keep trying for more stuff then too? It’d be really cool when you hit it big to be able to say I knew you when.

Yeah, of course I will. It’s my dream to be an actress. This is small, but no one starts at the top.

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katrinahummel:

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From what I’ve heard, Walmart has a sauce just like it. It’s a bit of a trek from here, but you could get it online. Plus a lot of people have recipes for similar versions. And I don’t even think it was that good, but people just get crazy over limited time offers. Like, McDonald’s was awful about it, but it’s such a weird thing to flip out about.

I’m all for people getting worked up and cray over their fave shows, but stabbing people and yelling at poor McDonald’s employees and wasting gas to drive all over the place to find some is pretty ridiculous. It’s also kinda sexist that shows with male fanbases, like Rick and Morty, not to mention NFL games, get away with more shit, but fandoms of shows geared towards women get looked down upon. I mean, they’ve cancelled shows that appealed to young girls just because it didn’t appeal young boys.

I think the point was just because it was such a big joke on the show so they wanted this specifically. I don’t know if it’s really that much of a sexism issue. People just take shit too seriously and ruin it for everyone else. That goes for literally everything. 

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snixtiagolopez:

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norapucks:

Cool! Good for you, White Teeth! How much are you getting paid?

Ugh like a super lame amount. $250. 

[josiequeenofharts]

We should all get a group together and go to the Friday the 13th lawn viewing on… well, Friday the 13th! I’m not big on horror movies, but I think it would be fun. Who’s in?

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I am always down for horror movies. Especially ones that involve machetes, sex, and alcohol. I’m in. 

[marleynotbob]

So did you all hear about all the drama over various McDonald’s not having an awful sauce that was mentioned once on a TV show? Like, there was a stabbing at one point. Over McDonald’s chicken nuggets sauce. Yet when I get upset over Cristina Yang leaving Grey’s Anatomy or the repeated use of the Bury Your Gays Trope, those same people say I’m “overreacting” and “it’s just a show”. Seems pretty hypocritical to me.

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Okay, but I’m super bummed that I didn’t get  Szechuan sauce while it as out. Every Mcdonald’s I went to was out of it. Such bullshit. They should have just made more so people weren’t flipping their shit. I haven’t seen Grey’s Anatomy so I can’t really speak on all that. Everyone gets cray over their favorite shows though.

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So the bakery where Im working, we’re donating all of the money that we’re raising to the victims and families who has lost everything because of the fire that’s happening in  Sonoma County. If you’d like to help, let me know.

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I’ll drop by and some shit to donate.

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jasminsaysrelax:

norapucks:

Yeah, the creeps are always the worst. They think tipping guarantees them a date. Gluten-free beer tastes like puddle water, so that guy’s ridic. I feel like if you’re gonna be that particular, you should probably just make whatever it is you’re harassing people about, at home. 

Exactly. And it’s never even the hot guys who hit on you at work. It’s just the greaseballs trying to get you to go to the bathroom with them. Gluten free beer is disgusting. I have only tried it once, but that was enough for me. Besides, if it can’t be on tap it just isn’t worth it. 

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righton-brighton:

norapucks:

Hey, that’s awesome!! Congratulations!

Thanks! I’m pretty fucking happy about it.  

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fyhud replied to your post “Hey, was the audition today? If so, how did it go?”

Congratulations, Im happy for you<3

Thanks, Faye! I’m pretty happy about it. 

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righton-brighton:

norapucks

You’re welcome Puck, let me know how it goes?

I got it. 

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jasminsaysrelax:

norapucks:

It happens. Felt like quitting at least twice in the past two weeks, with all the work I gotta do. Yeah. Been dancing since forever, figured I’d do something with it. It’s alright. Lots of hipsters being way too intense about coffee and pumpkin spice bullshit for the next month, but it’s a job. Least I get to laugh at terrible pick up lines.

Hey, if you got the talent then why not? I would expect nothing less of a coffee shop. I bartend and I get pretty much the same thing. For the most part, people are really fucking cool at the bar, but there’s the occasional creep who tries to hit on me or the jerk getting mad that we don’t have “gluten free” beer. Like, just drink hard liquor, damn. 

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josiequeenofharts:

norapucks:

That’s it! Of course it is– the rumors are true!

I organize some of the community events and programs, especially for the kiddos.

Ah sounds like a pretty fun job, actually. 

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Hey, was the audition today? If so, how did it go?

It was, yes! I got the part. You’re looking at Wendy the satisfied customer with super white teeth.