The Nordic Fang

Imagines, headcanons, chats, and texts between and about the best of Northern Europe! Basically an all-around blog. Come join for crazy Nordic Five fun! ~~ REQUESTS OPEN FOR: Everything. I need help coming up with stuff!! ~~ Main ships: DenNor, HongIce, and SuFin, but I'll do others!

[suckmyicelandick]

Snow fight? Fin’s in!

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headcanon that Finland and Switzerland like to compete for accuracy at shooting ranges

Both families get waaaaaaay more competitive over it than Finland and Switzerland themselves, who are just in it for the fun rivalry.

[nyonoreg]

by: まんま Permission to upload this was given by the artist.

[lithuaniashenanigans]

I’m gonna throw out a promo here for the friend y'all have heard so much about.

She’s a super super talented poet and I had FINALLY managed to convince her to get Wattpad a couple months back, and she’s posted a lot of her work so far. I’m seriously recommending you guys go check her out; I can promise you won’t be disappointed.

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Nordics as Things My Friends and I Have Said (21)

Denmark: HE'S BECOMING A PEAR MAN!

Norway: I think he's making a rotten egg face.

Sweden: The dangers of stationary biking.

Finland: Only shady people wear towels.

Iceland: You're like a volcano. With your emotions and your rock making skills.

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Nordics as Things My Friends and I Have Said (20)

Finland: A murder stroll?

Denmark: Put away the pictures of the average looking guys!!!

Sweden: My eyes are bleeding but I can continue.

Iceland: Look guys, it's Satan~! *points to a teacher*

Norway: You are young and smol and not really innocent and not really pure and you must be protected at all costs.

[joneswibu]

soo… i watched euro and…

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Nordics as Things My Friends and I Have Said (19)

Denmark: You put a Dorito in an oven at 360 degrees and you see what happens.

Sweden: WHY DID YOU JUST PUT A LOBLAWS BAG ON MY HEAD?!?

Iceland: *grumbling to self* I'm waiting for you to go out so I can go in and not the oth- oh m y /g O D/ THAT IS HEAVY!

Finland: I'd want to be an octopus so I could stroke people.

Norway: And do what? Lick a brick?

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Nordics as Things My Friends and I Have Said (18)

Denmark: *at uncooperative baby hairs* These ones, oH MY- they make me look like a deranged devil-goat!

Finland: I'm gonna kill you with my lightsaber! Lightsaber! yeah!

Sweden: He's almost dead just send him a bunch of snakes.

Norway: Now you can experience the wild seagull chase for yourself.

Iceland: Save me from the monster that is socializing.

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Denmark: MY. NAME. IS. DE-

Norway: Shut up. Your name is shut up.

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Iceland: [embarrasses himself]

Iceland: fuck me fuck my life fuck everything the world has ended should I move to fiji for the rest of my dwindling days

[mad--pie]

Coffee problem, Nordic 5 - Yes…. I did it…I drew the comic…..4 someone. . I dont know who asked for it………..but whoever it was…………here you go………hope your´e glad………and not mad….aha…..ha…….ha…….

…..ha

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SOMEONE DID THE THING

S O M E O N E DID THE T H I N G

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You need some- *cough* /Ice/ for that burn?

APH Iceland at some point in time.

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Norway: I don't see how Legos are entertai--

Denmark: Don't talk to me or my 398,241 Lego sets ever again

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Finland Learning to Cook

Finland: How do you knead dough? Do you punch it?

Finland: Why cook for 20 minutes at 400 degrees when you could cook it for 2 minutes at 4 000 degrees?

Finland: *cup heaped with flour* that's about one cup, no need to level it, exact measurements are for the weak.

Finland: *pot overflowing with spaghetti* pasta expands when you cook it, what a novel concept.

Finland: Is it normal to crack your knuckles while kneading dough?

Finland: *reads 1.5 cups as 15 cups*

Finland: How much pasta is enough for five? 5 kilograms? Yeah, 5 kilograms is probably enough. Denmark eats enough for two.

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Nordics as Things My Friends and I Have Said (17)

Iceland: You and your stupid cabbage!

Denmark: So what you're saying is that if you were a ghost, whenever you walk you would make spicy ghost footprints on the sidewalk?

Norway: Bro needs to keep his chicken wing arms to himself.

Sweden: Oh dear. Have a chicken hug.

Finland: Oh you know, the biannual _____-is-crazy convention.

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Denmark: *can't find Norway in a crowd*

Denmark: this calls for drastic measures...

Denmark: *uses fists as microphone* DENMARK SUCKS!!

Norway across the street: th e fUCK-

Iceland in another street: -DID-

Sweden across the country: -YOU-

Finland nearby in the crowd: -JUST-

Sealand crashes through a window: -SAY

Denmark: ....that worked a bit too well