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> "Do you do much thinking at all?"

NORMAL GUY RP BLOG!!! Creds to @blcksrrrw for userbar :) Full info under cut!

#INQUIRIES #INTERVIEW #PUBLIC_IMAGE #BOARD_MEETING #WORKING_HARD #HARDLY_WORKING #SECRET_THIRD_OPTION #SECRET_FOURTH_OPTION #INTERN

Do you like and or want to become a frog perchance? 🐸

> "No thank you! Then I wouldn't be able to get any work done, I'm afraid!"

#INQUIRIES #//lowkey rad's normal guy blog is way cooler and more developed than mine u should check theirs out

//I finally made a laptop rambling blog so I wont be shitposting on the rp blogs anymore lmao

// its @eggzbeesevilalt in case you were wondering

You're very drawable, excuse me while I just

*camera noises*

(Yes he's an art ref for my ocs now in terms of poses)

> "Why thank you!"

#INQUIRIES

Caffeineophobic perhaps?

> "Perhaps!"

#INQUIRIES

Hydrophobic..

> "Hydrophobic refers to water, not coffee!"

#INQUIRIES

*spills hot coffee all over his shirt*

[ The coffee slides right off and into the void, not even a drop seeping into their suit. ]

> "Try a cup next time!"

#INQUIRIES

Have you ever consumed a piece of wooden furniture?

> "Depends on what you consider to be furniture!"

#//eats your entire fucking house #INQUIRIES

Have you ever eaten a chair?

> "Perhaps!"

#INQUIRIES

You look like you would eat a chair

> "I might!"

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Yo is there a basement to this corporate building the elevator don't reach?

》 from a moth

> "The elevator reaches all floors, so no, there is no basement. Wouldn't a moth like somewhere more bright anyways?"

#INQUIRIES

hi big scary grey man :) i am five years old

[ oh my god bruh normie gonna put a five year old on the elevator ]

//coughs up a segment of the wiki

#INQUIRIES

they’re having an affair, normal guy. Kill them.

> "Thank you for this info! I'll go gently remind my employees that work place relationships distract the main focus of our wonderful company!"

[ He says, pulling an AK-47 out of his pocket. ]

#INQUIRIES #WORKING_HARD #HARDLY_WORKING

h3ll0-my-n3me-is

what do you think about your boss, Normal Guy?

> [ AMAZING BEAUTIFUL TALENTED NEVER DONE BEFORE INTELLIGENT PRODUCTIVE VERY POWERFUL KIND SILLY LOVELY HAIR NICE STYLE LOVES UNCONDITIONALLY GREAT EMPLOYER I WOULDNT WANT ANYONE ELSE EMPLOYING OUR WORKERS ]

norman-guy-the-third

> "See, we're like a big happy family in this company! We all think highly of each other and get along efficiently!"

#free him #elevator hitch normal guy

If I stabbed a hole through you would you be completely hollow on the inside

> "You'll need something more hefty than a knife to put a hole through me!"

#being cryptic and vague because its canon he has no blood #INQUIRIES

m0ch1gh0st1

How I imagine asking Normal Guy about his gender would go:

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

"I'm a capitalist!"

"No, like, what's in your pants?"

"Money" :]

sniff sniff

you smell like...

...nothing? you have literally no scent wtf???

{ You are quickly pushed backwards by a... strong gust of wind? Some invisible force or something. }

> "Please refrain from getting too close. This is a professional space, after all!"

#INQUIRIES

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