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HELLO. this is my fanfiction sideblog. if you are visiting because you liked my stories thank you for reading and i love you.

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these are my funnytoys. i made them out of soft. i hope you like them as much as i do 🌻🌻🌻

#i have better photos of toy oscar but that one is so dear to me ok.

in another version of loserverse landoscar only start dating beacuse lando is dared to ask out oscar at a party (these are adults.) and oscar actually says yes because hes like omg this has never happened to me before. so they go on a date and lando has never been more icked out in his life at a plain white dude sitting in front of him. and oscar is like trying to think of quirky things to say while lando stares at him blankly and thinks of ways to kill himself later

#landos friends keep asking him 'dude why do you keep going on dates with him if you dont like him'#and lando is like '....well he has a kind of cringe je ne sais quois.'#m #loserverse #but then they actually fall in love and lando loves his loser boyfriend and oscar loves his loser boyfriend #(neither of them tell the other that they think they're a loser)

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The legacy continues in Monaco GP 2026

With the habitual selfie by the selfie professional Oscar Piastri and his partner Lando Norris

#im usually completely uninterested in their pr goings on but i sort of need that flyer carnally

just posting this here so i can remember talk more about it later ive been meaning to #divedeep for weeks

#m #when my friend said oscar's mom would hate lando because she feels she has to fihgt him for oscar's attention ACK. EZRA YOU COOKED

how's loserverse landoscar doing.... im sorry if u responded to that before but if u did I can't find it 😭

heh lets see...

loserverse lando is like your manic pixie dream girl. he's a quirked up slutty stoner who gets flirted with at retail a lot (works in a makeup store or something.) he also has the emotional maturity of a fifteen year old and very much acts like it; jumps from relationship to relationship, crashes out over everything and has no sense of self or life direction. often pretends to be stupid/helpless because he doesnt like to think for himself; wildly concerned with how other people view him and will do nearly anything for attention.

still, he's a big sweetheart on the outside and loves helping people and sharing the love. warm and friendly and approachable, but get to know him for more than a conversation and you realize how much of a neurotic fuckup he is. people tend to either love or hate him, but most people love him.

oscar...does not clock any of this. oscar is, in the loserverse, of the more normal and well adjusted people, but not exactly by a wide margin. he's a nic addict who's scared of women/being in public/anyone perceiving him as anything other than background noise, and if you said the words 'anxiety disorder' to him he would probably lash out at you. hes sort of naive and ends up friends with a lot of lowlifes and delinquents unintentionally but he doesn't judge them (that much.) he went to college and holds a boring entry-level job that pays okay; he and lando move in together shortly after meeting because oscar wants to rail him so bad it makes him insane and because lando needs a place to stay and he wants to room with someone who isnt a coke addict for once

they have a bumpy relationship for the first few years but they stay together for a long time/permanently and are happy with each other. oscar is really, really attracted to lando's emotional instability and lando is really, really attracted to oscar's flat and unreactive demeanor. everyone thinks they're a terrible fit for each other but somehow they're obsessed with each other

#i think oscar is wickedly attracted to lando becuase he immediately percieves lando as lesser than him. loserverse oscar is an egotist #he's turned on by feeling someone is lesser than him bc he feels lesser than almost 100% of the people he ever has to meet #i think they have relatively long periiods of 'fighting but not fighting' but theyre so lowkey codependent that space doesnt even occur #to them. i think they snap and pick fights with each other when they're in bad moods and they seem like ur classic #bickering couple that you cant wait to break up...#but sometimes they seem so beautifully in love and in tune and gentle with each other it genuinely moves people #ask #i forget if i said maybe i did and forgot but abusive narc charles is one of lando's exes in the loserverse...#he gave him insecurity issues on top of the ones he already had :( charles cheats on him and calls him fat and stuff...#thanks for letting me yap i love loserverse so much #i have a handful of random scenarios with various drivers...idk theyre sooo funny to me #loserverse

the concept of checo being a gay republican pornstar lmfaoo

ok so his main job is porn and his side job is onlyfans and then during time outside of that hes on the republican version of grindr and hes tryna (not so subtley) advertise people to subscribe to his onlyfans bc 1. hes def getting hoed out of money by the evil gay maga industry bc hes not even close to being top rated/watched and 2. i bet u his ass does NOT know sexy editing to save his life and whenever he does attempt it by going to a set location and all it looks absurdly editorial

CRYINGGGGG

#you paint SUCH a beautiful beautiful picture im obsessed #ask #no but i was literally also thinking that his shitty porn is really SHITTY like bad angles bad lighting audio is trash #he's using some fuckoff camera he got at the pawn shop and its from like 2015 #he thinks people like the amateur look but the final product literally just looks like America's Funniest Home Videos #gay republican porn star checo with an ex wife...comedy gold #loserverse

eightyonefour

McLarenF1: First people to tell corny jokes while wearing a 1000th GP race suit on a yacht in Monaco 🤩

#lando absolutely over the moon at oscar not understanding One silly pun on camera #vs every other time oscar is waiting on standby to correct lando over something + be the team spokesperson #their dynamic intrigues me endlessly.

I'm not sure if this was what other anon was going to ask for but. a stbo sequel snippet if you would be so inclined?

sorry i cant share a stbo sequel snippet because it doesnt exist </3

#the document is just idea notes right now but people seem interested in it so maybe ill try to give it some more attention #soon. ive mostly been mermaiding...a fic which is coming along rather nicely #ask

before i ask for anything i just want to ask, is it annoying for you to get asked for snippets? (if i've ever asked for snippets on here i SWEAR its just cos i love your writing, i'm not trying to be annoying or pushy!)

umm im not sure ive been asked to share a snippet before so i'll say probably not!

#if i have maybe i forgor...but its not being pushy. + if i dont wanna share something ill just say so politely :]#ask