[regularlesbian]

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

[grumpytrans]

me vibing to my own playlist that i created, unapologetic:

[vaporwavesimulator]

i am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me

[northern---wind]

going back on meds

yay

[northern---wind]

re downloaded the tumblr app because my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me and I have no other coping mechanisms than to cry and put my feelings into the void. It’s 5:30am on a Wednesday and I’m beyond unhinged and can’t think of sleeping or eating or anything

[pettycentral]

[melindacarolinee]

[gill-bear-toe]

[vergak]

[frigbob]

Had enough of bath time thanks

[lord-odysseus]

Hey what the fuck is your shower curtain?

[frigbob]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Scott Hotaling

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[unclefather]

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

[chasing-asterion]

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[parakeet]

spyro the dragon is pretty cool. hes small. hes purple. hes a bit of a rude bastard. life goals

[the-golden-void]

[ithelpstodream]

[glitterz]

Omg rly ??

[ithelpstodream]

yes! really!

translifeline.org

US: [phone]

CANADA: [phone]

Pacific time: 8am to 2am

Mountain time: 9am to 3am

Central time: 10am to 4am

Eastern time: 11am to 5am

Alaska time: 7am to 1am

Hawaii time: 6am to 12am

[aaliyahbreaux]

Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!