Just a guy.

Just trying to find out where I belong in the world

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Why

i deal with anxiety by inducing it in others

[evanlyn-winter]

For the sake of us all can you please find a healthier coping mechanism, Gaud

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no this is working out fine for me actually

[lord-odysseus]

But no one else likes it.

[fourth-erinye]

tropes in writing i will literally never get tired of:

- best friends to lovers

- talking to the reader

- adjectives. lots of them.

- the fabulous gay

- found family

- teenagers saving the world

[lord-odysseus]

You and I have very different preferences in writing. But that's okay. Opinions can't be wrong. Unless you think dragons suck. Then there is only one right answer.

[depsidase]

[lord-odysseus]

This will become more relevant soon.

[mossworm]

bee time

[lord-odysseus]

This bee is a hornet.

[sassy-socialist-memes]

thats what happens when your bae is not as much a commie you would like

[crimsontea-deactivated20180130]

Says the commie on a phone created by capitalism.

[sassy-socialist-memes]

heyyy hi

[mystuffgoeshere]

This is the most effective rebuttal I’ve seen yet

[disassociatingsquid]

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

[dashcon]

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

[gehenna27]

[lord-odysseus]

I'm have Internet Historian paused while I be miserable on Tumblr and this thing shows up? Wild.

[historicalbookimages]

page 51 of “Heroes of the dawn” (1914)

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

good pic… most people today could learn or thing or two from him.

[otohimeheart]

[anarchoblake]

Braised boneless pussy recipes anyone can make (no oven needed)

[lord-odysseus]

What the fuck are vagina bones.

[gamercrunch]

How to communicate quickly in game

via reddit

[anachronic-cobra]

It’s so weird that I knew all of this but don’t remember learning it. Communication learned accidentally through exposure

[lord-odysseus]

Good information for people who play multiplayer games.

If I see one, I shall let you know.

[lord-odysseus]

The moment when you realize most of PornHub is younger than you and you've never even seen a boob is the moment you also realize your gonna die alone and a virgin.

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Kim Keever

“Miniature topographies inside 200-gallon fish tanks, based on traditional landscape paintings. Keever fills the tanks with water once he’s sculpted and placed the miniatures, and colored lights and pigments create dense, atmospheric environments. He views his works as an evolution of the landscape tradition and deliberately acknowledges the conceptual artifice.” 

[lord-odysseus]

At first I was like, “did someone leave their fish unattended?! Then It got closer and I was like 

And then it got closer and I was like

Bit it kept getting cooler and finally I was like

[softchad]

[memesupremo]

[lord-odysseus]

[hungwy]

sudoku is genuinely fun

[lord-odysseus]

You know what?

Yeah!

It is fun.

[cherryking]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

When you turn 24

[lord-odysseus]

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

[1067x1156] The Fall of Icarus, made in Italy in the late sixteenth century. A cameo (agate, onyx) with a gold frame. 2.7 x 2.4cm (a square inch). Some of the waves are less than 1mm.

Source: https://reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/fqq1mu/1067x1156_the_fall_of_icarus_made_in_italy_in_the/

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i fell off the sofa laughing at this. look at him. look at his face. i can hear him screaming DAD IT DIDN’T FUCKING WORK

[lord-odysseus]

A scrotum is a nutshell.

[lord-odysseus]

A picture of my back.