addams family stan account🫃 (librarian)

[northerniionlp]

[antigoneprogone]

AVERAGE NORTHERNLION DIALOGUE

Look, I'm fuckinnnnnnnnnn...! I'm fuckin' tired as bawls, dawg. [not switching his tone of voice at all] I think I lost some weight there, and I'm sure I need some rest, but sleepin' don't come very easy in a [enunciating precisely] straight. White. Vest. [pause] [reading chat] "Just go to bed earlier"? Okay, listen to me. Said the grasshopper to the morning sun, "No matter how hard I try and how high I jump, I can never embrace you", and thus the sun responded, "My brother, the mere act of being here is an embrace in and of itself." So beggars can't be fuckin' choosers, okay? Okay. [unpauses game (Poo-Poo Piranhas Jungle Gym Adventure) where the puzzle is to put the square block in the square hole and he puts it in the triangle hole] Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toskarinfr]

northernlion, picking the wrong answer for the second time: look, all I'm saying is that it's actually MORE progressive to have a girl have heterosexual sex with a guy three times a year than have her smell someone's armpit

chiblee, picking the exact same wrong answer for the third time in a row: I've slipped it between the pits before! it's normal!

apollo, who won the minigame 5 minutes ago: people just look at porn like that out of morbid curiosity. nobody in real life does this

kory: guys do you think it's normal to have nightmares being all alone with nothing spared your blade under heaven or above earth and still being insecure about having too small a load

[northerniionlp]