why are your hands wet

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[awwww-cute]

[resistdrumpf]

[frootfarm]

this is my favorite show

[worm-suggestion]

squirm

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

oh squirm?

[worm-suggestion]

Die, fool.

[yyyyyyyyyyyyy6-deactivated20201]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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[officialunitedstates]

it’s already 2021 in australia by now probably. they’re so ahead all the time. im choked up about it.

[onlytwitterpics]

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

Looks like 2018 is starting with [spins wheel] a YouTuber [spins a second wheel] desecrating a corpse

[picturegaga-deactivated20180417]

Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

8 year old me : 

[sensitiveblackperson-deactivate]

[robmyheart]

SHE DID THAT

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

[democraticsenator]

Every time I see this video, it renews me

[peniswhoreousrex]

[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

hope youre okay

[meladoodle]

Here’s a tip for the men who don’t want to be accused of sexually assaulting someone: don’t sexually assault someone

[unclefather]

don’t insult him

[redsatinsheets]

i can’t believe lebron james is president now

[africanaquarian]

Damn Bron bron

[melonmemes]

Who would win???🤔

[obama-biden-memes]

wise words

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I miss the president THINKING full stop