Norweegie ;)

Butts :>

[localstarboy]

[stability]

[oomshi]

[yassmines]

if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather

A. explore a black hole

B. explore the entire ocean 

[nancyishappy]

[lornagonigall]

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

[stability]

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

I need to stop getting on scottish twitter cuz i be wanting to laugh mad hard in class

[memewhore]

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[porterr-robinson]

[husbandcinnamon]

lurkin

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

[krazykitsune]

Actually, weird history fact about that. The island of Bermuda’s first name was Isle of Devils, being thought to be filled with demons and angry spirits when it was actually just filled with some loud ass birds.

[starburstdragon]

@lotsandlotsofbirds

[honeybottledrip]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[krakzyblog]

that was unexpected 

[ratque3nlilith]

if this isn’t a plot twist i dont know what is

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

[enoughtohold]

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

[thehuskinbee-deactivated2017061]

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

[stagerevolution]

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

[atlantidex-deactivated20160601]

Astronomers have uncovered surprising new clues about a hefty, rapidly aging star, nicknamed ‘Nasty’, whose behavior has never been seen before in our Milky Way galaxy

[respectfulmemes]