[eldritchbauble]

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[yossyislandd]

my giant nonbinarification ray will make for a lot of more interesting people but causes some problems around computers

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Pretending you're fine when people cross your boundaries doesn't make you a really nice person, it just makes you a really shitty communicator. Far too many people pride themselves on being "too nice" when it's just that they have zero conflict resolution skills and will seethe in resentment for months instead of articulating the problem

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s amazing sometimes what a singular glass of Gatorade can do for you

[what-even-is-thiss]

You can make your own oral hydration solution out of some water, salt, and sugar. You don’t need Gatorade. Gatorade does however have the advantage of tasting like colors.

Anyways the intrusive thoughts recently are telling me to try eating a big spoonful of the Gatorade powder but I know for a fact that would not be a pleasant experience.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

[flowerbleedme]

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

[lord-pretzel]

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[disco-machine]

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

[kaylmao]

yeah

[stufflikethathere]

I’m only 28 and it feels a million times better than 23. I can’t wait to see what 30 feels like. Becoming an older woman is filled with internal validation, an inner calm, a recognition of patterns. I am not perfect but I accept myself despite it.

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[miawasthere]

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

[darlingdemonic]

tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨

[momoka-angelz]

tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too

[cgsdraws]

vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

[th3deadmanwalking]

Vultures DO NOT support ice.

[dinosaur-offical]

Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE

[wolfdog-offical]

Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE

[bugthehyena]

Hyenas DO NOT support ICE

[undercover-werewolf-k1d]

Werewolves DON'T support ICE.

[phantomofthemountain]

Tigers DO NOT support ICE

[seafoamwave]

Merfolk DO NOT support ICE

[liminal-therianthropy]

Unicorns DO NOT support ICE

[theemeralddragonking]

Dragons DO NOT support ICE

[awakened-void-deity]

Eldrich deities DO NOT support ICE

[reiner-braun-hellyeahhh]

Titans do NOT support ice

[do-you-like-wafflez]

Algebraliens do NOT support ICE

[the-radio-demons-sweetheart]

Puppies do NOT support ICE

[arsonthealterhumanhasautisum]

Spiders do NOT support ICE

[ratque3nlilith]

Rats do NOT support ICE

[crabussy]

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

[crabussy]

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

[crabussy]

artistic depiction of the event

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

your penis is died. game oval

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

dude pay attention

[crabussy]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[lookalivealivealive]