Sometimes You Break A Finger On The Upper Hand

I think you got me confused for a better man

[sexhaversgenocide]

President Trump I’m calling on you to mandate that 34x34 pants be available at all clothing retailers nationwide

[sexhaversgenocide]

Also send ICE into Mexico and deport everyone there to Africa

[cowpokeredeemed]

Wear 32x36

[forestberriezzz]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

prosecutor: im assuming bobs burgers, is, ahem, excuse me, a “reddit show?”

me: that is also correct

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

if it was nonsense how did you perfectly understand it and get exactly as mad at it as i would expect you to

[bruzum]

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

[johnny1note]

Ngl it is pretty hilarious that Hermione Granger dated the in-universe equivalent of Tom Brady, and she really liked him, and he was totally and completely in love with her, and then she still ended up with the normie in her class that was kind of a jerk to her a lot of the time, #womanmoment

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

Let the record show that Hermione was a jerk right back, and was in fact far more of a little psycho than Ron ever was. She's the only kidnapper in the group, after all, and permanently disfigured a teenage girl.

[cowpokeredeemed]

The character started as a self insert but when the story got popular before it was finished the outcome was changed

[cowpokeredeemed]

st. hildogarde von barken

Actually it’s because she stays Bingen

[etcstims]

GIANT WEEVIL | source

[etcstims]

favorite kinds of responses to this post

1. Take a look at that snout

2. Calling him doggy??? I never considered...

3. Calling him polite 🙂‍↕️

4. Affirming he is big

[etcstims]

FUCK I FORGOT!!! GREATER OF TWO WEEVILS JOKE!!!! NUMBER ONE. GREATER OF TWO WEEVIL JOKE!!!!

[inwardhardar]

the greater of two weevils

[cowpokeredeemed]

He looks like he needs some shoes and a hat

[cowpokeredeemed]

A while ago I was playing kf2 and a guy we bullied off of here after he got outed joined the server

I saw the username and pfp and knew it was the same guy so I opened chat and asked if he still talked to underage girls

He left

[peachfromcmbyn]

Smiles serenely.

[kronkk]

I can’t believe Hunter Biden and I have beef with the same dude

[homeiswhere-thephobicis]

stannning hunter biden to own a disgraced tumblr funnyman

[fr3nstimu1ator]

[amazoogle]

i know every phone number

[sidequestsofacomposer]

do you know who they all belong to?

[amazoogle]

everyone that has phones

[woodrider]

what's mine

[amazoogle]

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

[serious-tabaxi]

can you tell me what my phone number is?

[amazoogle]

i can basically do whatever i want

[weedp4nties]

Please do not shut up about trans women's blogs being terminated disproportionately. You have to care more about speaking out against this. You have to care more about the girls that have been termed to oblivion. You have to care more about the girls that haven't come back. You have to care more about trans women.

Don't let them get away with it!

[dogs-need-womens-spaces]

how I sleep knowing tumblr is taking away fetishists' fetish posting spots

[niiwa-angel]

These are the posts of the blogs getting banned, btw, just in case anybody is curious about what these men are doing to get termed

You're being "disproportionately banned" because you disproportionately post so much rape threats and porn. You blatantly go against the terms and conditions you agreed to when you made your account. It's not discrimination, it's the consequences of your actions.

[stick2fiction]

reading crime and punishment feels like this sometimes

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[toskarin]

I think what gets me about the concept of "solarpunk" specifically is that it's so much worse than steampunk or dieselpunk or whatever because it's entirely shallow and largely carried by "this is morally correct"

as much as I find steampunk bland and annoying, the seminal piece of steampunk art isn't a chobani commercial

you absolutely could do an interesting setting with widespread embracing of solar power, but you'd first have to deal with the uncomfortable parts of it, like that solar power isn't actually the most environmentally friendly power source, or that a solar utopia inherently requires rare earth metal mining

[toskarin]

and just because they're both equally manufactured and people keep pairing the two, I'll swing at the hornet's nest a little harder

"hopepunk" as a genre is fake because it's characterised by being an inversion of "grimdark", a genre which also does not exist

[cowpokeredeemed]

They keep naming bad writing other things than bad writing