wifi is my bffl

no satan i dont want to be ur friend ur too ratchet

[dreamcatchingtime-deactivated20]

[nosatan-blog]

i think this would feel like a bunch of little kisses

Or immensely mind numbing pain as your soul is sucked out through satans evil black starfish minions

aren’t you a ray of sunshine today

[nosatan-blog]

Every teenager with no concept of money: Im moving out as soon as I get the chance

[nosatan-blog]

i feel so accomplished when people i like reblog me

[artquenga]

[lockedinabirdcage]

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

[obama-is-in-the-tardis]

You clever little shit.

[twinberry]

then what the fuck does scissors mean

[floralpilot-deactivated20150818]

lesbians

[mssecondopinionson-deactivated2]

if you have a crush on me, anonymously send me a 75 page poem, typed, double spaced, 12 pt font, times new roman one inch margins due monday

[dekutree]

petition to add a “why” button

because some posts are just like

why

[ghoulpup-deactivated20121002]

[mcsingle-blog]

a makeup tutorial on how to look like this man ♥

[sdasdasdsadww]

OMG DILLON ILY SOOO MUCH

[lindsaychrist]

OMFG

[maccabumblebees]

really though what do boys do at sleepovers

does anyone know

do boys even know

[stanleyrandallmarsh]

havent you ever read fanfiction

[rafasperry]

[leterriblechild-deactivated2023]

wait did katy perry just wake up and not know where she was

[oklmao]

remember estebanita

[estebanjulioricardodelarosa]

Yes.

[nosatan-blog]

me: im so done

me: continues

[ak4nksha]

you guys thought those diving close up pictures were bad

what about shot put

[failbag]

[nosatan-blog]

my dog sophie isn’t even blind she’s just weird

[prince-warp-blog]

“i feel a million bucks” i say to you. you assume ive made a typo, but in reality ive spent the past 15 years of my life systematically feeling every male deer in the world. their hooves are so strong, and their fur so soft. 

[nosatan-blog]

teacher: tell me one thing about yourself that most people do not know

me: no