Just a bit outside

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bruh! you gonna do fantasy football??

Hey send me your email. Im starting up the league soon. We are drafting late into preseason games.

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It’s only funny because Phillies pitcher Sean O’Sullivan stayed in the game right after catching C Cameron Rupp’s throwback in the throat. 

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NETFLIX JUST UPLOADED MARIA LA DEL BARRIO TO THEIR SITE

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Spanish Pit Stop

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Happy Star Wars Day! Here, have a dick pic-slash-baseball jersey.

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If boxing continues to exist after tonight, Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao should band together and create their own promotion. 

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mrdodo-b I was dissing on Manny lmao what a dumbshit thing to say. Just take your money, retire and please please don't run for the Senate of my country of birth. Go buy a villa in Lake Cuomo. Enjoy your money.Don't get me wrong. I'm proud of him for achieving so much and bringing my country together. It's just that, when you lose, you lose. Whatever. So he didn't hit Mayweather. Last time I checked, you need to hit someone to score points in boxing. 

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That feeling you get when you realize how much 40 percent of $300 million is and it’s all yours.

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The Clippers’ first round reading material.

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On the same night as “The Fight of the Century,” one man carved out his legacy. 

Chris Paul was on one leg, dogged no more by the choker tag he ripped off his neck and threw it at the defending champion Spurs’ faces.

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Entitlement never won nobody nothing. 

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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones joins Team Pacquiao.

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Javaris Vientetres Crittenton was slapped a 23-year prison term, plus 17 years of probation after pleading guilty to charges that he shot and killed an Atlanta woman in 2011. 

The ex-NBA point guard was drafted by the Los Angeles Lakers, included in the swap that brought Pau Gasol to Staples and most (in)famously reviving the Washington Bullets by making Gilbert Arenas cower. 

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SP Archie Bradley took a 115 mph tidal wave off Carlos Gonzalez’s bat to the face.Bradley was observed bleeding from the mouth and the nose. He was conscious and walked off the field, aided by Dbacks trainers. 

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Fly too close to the sun 

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Don’t I know it.