chelsea

cry about it

[cryoverkiltmilk]

winter is tough, but this is the price we pay for persephone being able to peg her husband in peace, so just accept it

[ilovenigelslater-deactivated202]

what’s the mead sis........ the wenches are squabbling .......

[neckkiss]

American Psycho

[the-internet-broke-me]

[deadeyesopened]

please baby come back I promise I won't transmit horrific images into your mind via our psychic bond anymore

[anterieur]

[ulibeanzz]

imagine having money wow i just got chills

[wildersage]

@douceurs

[omegaverse]

doof: perry the platypus, this mac and cheese is delicious! what do you call it?

perry: gngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngnngng

doof: perry the platypus’s pussy poppin pasta? oh you make me laugh perry the platypus :)

[theladyofpie-deactivated2019031]

Literally anyone: *puts butter, garlic, and onions in a pan*

Me, busting through their wall like the kool-aid man: smells good, whatcha cooking?

[lesbiantahani]

that scene in matilda where miss honey finally snaps and yells “because shes a spectacularly wonderful child and i love her!” > all of quentin tarantino’s filmography 

[herblesbians]

some trends i am really down for

being nice to people working in customer service

girls in thigh-highs

receiving $400,000

pasta

[foosili]

Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….

[trendinsounds]

One of the greatest. A legend. RIP Mac..

[literallyaflame]

letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would want tan france to be proud of me :( fuck :(

[veryspecific]

[xxziggystardust]