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i want people who follow me to follow my concept blog @abhandlunggespenster but i am too shy to say so

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Rachel Ruysch — Vase with Flowers. details. circa 1700

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i've been thinking of writing an erotic story, just as an experiment

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i try to play little game demos like oh, here's one where you're driving through a forest in poland and some creepy stuff happens but my video game literacy is so bad that i can't figure out how to trigger the next event so the game is just me driving

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don't know how to knit but this "heraldic dogs" sweater pattern has bewitched me body and soul. i could figure it out, right? it's from here:

Kaffe's classics : 25 favorite knitting patterns for sweaters, jackets, vests, and more

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“Storm at Sea off the Norwegian Coast” (details, 1837) by Andreas Achenbach

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prescribed medication for heartburn which means instead of waking up in the mid-night i have more vivid dreams. last night i dreamed i got in an accident and injured my arm and needed skin grafts, but for some reason they took the skin graft from my boob (the worst skin on my body) and so my forearm had nipples on it. and i was showing my wife in the dream like what the fuck. why would they do it like that. should we sue??

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Mark Rothko, Earth Green (detail), 1955

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the way gorillas cant ask questions, cats cant comprehend the idea of "scooting over" to "make room"

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coke zero tastes like fucking dogshit but diet dr pepper tastes ok ... we just might make it folks

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coke zero tastes like your loved one came back wrong. diet dr pepper tastes like your loved one came back wrong but close enough and you're gonna make it work

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preddy expensive to get your ear pierced these days

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sometimes i just passively cry in public. trying not to cry complicates it so you just have to let the tears come out without making a whole thing about it. kinda chic

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Yves Klein, Monochrome red, 1959

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it's so fucking annoying to be told to go to a doctor. receive medical diagnosis of fatass. get told to go on ozempic. and then have them be like oh uh ... no, we're not prescribing you ozempic or anything else. sorry, we said you SHOULD go on ozempic, fatass. $25 please

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coke zero tastes like fucking dogshit but diet dr pepper tastes ok ... we just might make it folks

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zepbound prescription obtained. now i wait for it to be inevitably denied by my insurance

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zepbound prescription verbally obtained i should say. but crucially NOT submitted to the pharmacy as of now

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zepbound denied by insurance yipee!