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i want people who follow me to follow my concept blog @abhandlunggespenster but i am too shy to say so

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workposting. my job used to be that i would call people and because i was the money gatekeeper people were very happy to take my call and do whatever (usually small and dumb thing) they were supposed to do. however evil ghouls have infiltrated this process and are making it torturous and unpleasant on purpose so now i have to call people to inform them of the newest evil ghoul mandate. and my boss is a moron with no clue how to handle the situation obviously. so it all sux bad

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phone calls are like heyyyy it's me again. so um the ghoul looked at your application and said she'd consider it but you have to agree to step on a nail if asked ... yeah like she would ask you to step on a nail and you'd have to do it. no one has ever been asked to step on a nail before. but it's like a new thing. so [my boss]* is asking you to write an email saying you'd step on a nail if asked. which again shouldn't happen this year. it might happen next year tho

and they're like. uh ... okay. thanks for calling

and im like, you have a good day, okay?

but then we're all evil for being alive

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workposting. my job used to be that i would call people and because i was the money gatekeeper people were very happy to take my call and do whatever (usually small and dumb thing) they were supposed to do. however evil ghouls have infiltrated this process and are making it torturous and unpleasant on purpose so now i have to call people to inform them of the newest evil ghoul mandate. and my boss is a moron with no clue how to handle the situation obviously. so it all sux bad

[worldsandemanations]

Pascal Janssen - Sleepy Eye

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Rachel Ruysch — Vase with Flowers. details. circa 1700

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i've been thinking of writing an erotic story, just as an experiment

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i try to play little game demos like oh, here's one where you're driving through a forest in poland and some creepy stuff happens but my video game literacy is so bad that i can't figure out how to trigger the next event so the game is just me driving

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don't know how to knit but this "heraldic dogs" sweater pattern has bewitched me body and soul. i could figure it out, right? it's from here:

Kaffe's classics : 25 favorite knitting patterns for sweaters, jackets, vests, and more

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“Storm at Sea off the Norwegian Coast” (details, 1837) by Andreas Achenbach

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prescribed medication for heartburn which means instead of waking up in the mid-night i have more vivid dreams. last night i dreamed i got in an accident and injured my arm and needed skin grafts, but for some reason they took the skin graft from my boob (the worst skin on my body) and so my forearm had nipples on it. and i was showing my wife in the dream like what the fuck. why would they do it like that. should we sue??

[artdetails]

Mark Rothko, Earth Green (detail), 1955

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the way gorillas cant ask questions, cats cant comprehend the idea of "scooting over" to "make room"

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coke zero tastes like fucking dogshit but diet dr pepper tastes ok ... we just might make it folks

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coke zero tastes like your loved one came back wrong. diet dr pepper tastes like your loved one came back wrong but close enough and you're gonna make it work

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preddy expensive to get your ear pierced these days

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sometimes i just passively cry in public. trying not to cry complicates it so you just have to let the tears come out without making a whole thing about it. kinda chic

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Yves Klein, Monochrome red, 1959