Definitelynotaseamonster’s blog

[whereareyourightnow]

[mangonetics]

they should add some trench warfare mechanics to football

[sumeria]

they did this in riverdale in s5

[mangonetics]

y'all were fucking serious???

[keyfili]

PACIFIC RIM / faceless 2013 • dir. Guillermo del Toro

[spockvarietyhour]

Fringe "Letters of Transit"

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

50 years ago, the 3D King Kong ripoff A*P*E was unleashed on South Korean theaters. Please flip off any helicopters you see today in its honor.

[alatarielqueen]

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[sweetsweetemo]

adults every generation when the children that were born 10 years ago don't know what was going on 15 years ago

[sweetsweetemo]

"my 10 year old doesn't know what CDs are!"

have you told her what a CD is? do you use CDs? has she ever seen one? then how the fuck is she going to know what a CD is. are you fucking stupid. im going to kill you

[sweetsweetemo]

"my son tried to introduce me to Green Day's music after finding it out on youtube" he knew about Green Day for one day and immediately told you about it but you let that young boy reach puberty without telling him about the best worst pop punk band of all time. i am on his side.

[aidashakur]

[tookaperegrin]

[Id. A twitter post by @/omgsidewalks

NGL I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY, "MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED MORE TIME TO HEAL, MAYBE YOU NEED MORE EXPERIENCES THAT SHOW YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM A DIFFERENT REALITY," AND YEAH... IT ECHOED IN ME]

[justryingtovibe69]

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

Source

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[etretesyeux]

The Lovers by Jef Joseph Marie Thomas Lambeaux (1852-1908)

[the-eternal-quest-for-balance]

This bronze sculpture is known as The Lovers or The Sapphic Lovers, created by the Belgian sculptor Jef Lambeaux (1852–1908).

The artwork features two female figures intertwined and is noted for being a particularly forward and bold display of homoeroticism for a 19th-century sculpture.

Similar bronze casts of this piece have appeared at auction, with a known example measuring approximately 63cm high

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[acidtheater]

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"