Nosra

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

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Its so unreliable to. Like if I look up how to tie a noose, it will tell me how with NO questions. But if the letters sh r typed into the search bar, suddenly, "Oh no! We can't show you any results about this topic! Call this usless suicide number! Where half the time the person picking up will only make things worse!" Like damn, leave me be.

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I need to lock in and finish that edit I started like a month ago.

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I just rewatched a vid where a bunny walked up to a cat, floped over, and the cat started grooming him. A bunch of the comments were pointing out that bunnys think that the one being groomed is the dominant one, while cats think the opposite. So they both think they are the dominate one. I think this is exactly what Lex's and Superman's relationship would be like. Lex would demand attention from Supes, and think that because Clark is doing what he says and is treating him like a king or some shit, then that means hes in charge. Meanwhile Superman thinks hes "the man" of the realsionship cause hes the big spoon, and the one who carries Lex to bed when hes tired. They would probably end up fighting over this at some point, and I find that very amusing.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Can’t help but notice that the people who try to tell me that the only solution to our problems is to kill billionaires are not themselves out there killing billionaires.

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We're all to scared of the law😞

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

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Scrolling on Tumblr is my hobbie

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Random lore drop from my mom and grandma. My great great grandfather used to get drunk, and then get into fights. On MULTIPLE occasions he would end up killing the person he was fighting. My great grandma (his daughter) knew about this, and didn't mention it till he died. They're both dead now, and he killed atleast 4 people that they know of.

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First time Ive had breakfast all month

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I have a pair of red shoes and blue shoes that I like to mismatch, so I felt that this was nessary.

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

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My dad made a milkman joke when I was born

My mom did not appreciate it.

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

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I hit my head on a branch twice, so I pulled on it for revenge. The ENTIRE BRANCH proceded to fall on my head, AND rip my pants.😭😭😭

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I can't be the only one that thought of Edwin Payne when I first saw Castiel's female vessel.

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I kept thinking that they looked so similar, so I looked it up. Idk who @JensonBradley.aj is but ty!

[peterparker-official]

Guys I’m working on a project is the fbi going to come after me if I search how to hide a body

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

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I was waiting for this my entire life

Methods 1-3

Here

Methods 4-6

Here

Method 7

Here

Lemme know if ypu need more or if I need to tga you in my next class!

[peterparker-official]

This is mildly concerning

[futurepastme]

Concept: During the many, many, many years Merlin and Leon had spent waiting for his royal pratness to return, Merlin's magic — still eager to help and fulfill his every need — had created physical images of Arthur and all the others every time it felt his or Leon's hearts fill with longing and despair.

The figures were not only palpable but could also speak and move and talk on their own, all based on Merlin's memories of his friends.

It happens enough times for them to get used to it.

Somewhere through the centuries, both Merlin and Leon gave up waiting, convinced that neither Arthur nor the rest would ever return.

A good amount of years pass after they giving up so that Leon and Merlin had fully accepted that Arthur's not coming and are okay with it.

But Arthur and the rest do come back, and now they have to follow these two stubborn immortals around trying to prove they are real.

So we have scenes like:

Arthur puts himself in front of him, grabbing Merlin's shoulders to make him stop walking and looking at his eyes with reassurance. "Merlin, it's real, it's me." Merlin, with two bags of groceries in each hand, annoyed by the insistence of this clone: "I think you are the worst one so far." He extricates himself from not-Arthur's hands and walk back to his car, putting the groceries away before entering it and leaving the supermarket. Arthur stands there like a fool, mouth open and hands still kind of raised where he held Merlin. Shocked still and confused by the idiot's reaction.

Or

Merlin and Leon: talking about the others out loud and unashamed, discussing how to get rid of them Arthur: "Excuse me, we are right here!" Merlin and Leon: Look at each other. Leon: "Of course you are, buddy."

And

Gwaine: Follows Merlin to the bathroom when he goes to shower. Merlin: Rolls his eyes and doesn't stop him Arthur: Pulls Gwaine back by the ear.

Last but not least:

Arthur: "I've loved you for a very long time, Merlin." Merlin with wide eyes: "Holy shit" Arthur: looks at him with hope Merlin: pulls his phone from his pocket and opens Grindr, "Jesus fuck, I need to get laid."

I don't know, I just think it could be funny.

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Leon getting mad at Merlin because his "magic illusions" keep eating all the food.