No! 🙃

Mateo. I live in New Mexico. I'm American. Lived abroad for 8 years. Someone come save me.

[tricksterbae]

holy shit

[birdcloudusa-deactivated2016061]

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

[thyme-n-space]

If i ever stop reblogging this it’s safe to assume i died. 

[notkatniss]

please watch this and know i would die for them if they asked

[tan-man88]

“We’re gay”

[comradesaucegay]

get a man who can do both

[swordlesbianopinions]

.║\ ║▒\ put this on your blog ║▒▒\ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ to show others ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ▓▓▓▓▓ [█▓] [█▓] you are gay [█▓]

[jake-1356]

Question: why is a sword, a representation of being gay?

[swordlesbianopinions]

cause im gay and i like swords whats not to get

[meridiangrimm]

I went looking for this post specifically and only just realized that the op was the same person

[swordlesbianopinions]

you know an awful lot of people dont realise this actually. but rest assured if its about swords and being gay, there is a high chance i wrote it

[not-a-flying-crew-chief]

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

[rmlgifs]

A modern modern life.

[kyojinsenshu]

The Pickles were under his tongue the whole time

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

[thotbrey]

[moomootootoob-deactivated202311]

You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

[valteuil-deactivated20160725]

Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

A female Doctor is cool I guess but I need you to understand that God themself could not make me give a shit about Doctor Whomst

[666-ninetales]

this is Kellyanne Conway’s REAL Twitter pic…… mama is out here serving FULL Flotsam and Jetsam cosplay and she cannot be bothered

[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

‪when ‘What The Water Gave Me’ comes on‬

[summerdiary]

[khofnak]

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

[bothgoth]

it’s cause it’s so expensive

[sridevi]

[hoperesideswithinthismess]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

The Jizz and Jet

[crappytoilet]

me

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

Countdown to Season 7 | day six: favorite house.