Struggling Unicorn

JJ. 23. AZ. He/Him. I love dogs and pizza and drag queens and scary movies. (snapchat: shutupjared)

[subtlyreckless]

[brussello-deactivated20201231]

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

i hope we all get girlfriends in 2017

[thenametrain-deactivated2017010]

But wait. I’m a girl.

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

okay well it’s called being gay

[neckkiss]

Too many people are trying to find the right person instead of being the right person

neckkiss (via neckkiss)

[croshie]

my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch

[jim-kirk]

31 Days of Halloween — The Cabin in the Woods (2011) dir. Drew Goddard

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[yermemeblog]

I DONUT NEED IT

[rapi]

[filmbutch]

if you read this section on someone’s wikipedia before the other sections you’re gay

[kieljamespatrick]

[quichelotta]

I actually snorted.

[pelicanhypeman]

If you say the word “clitoris” to me on the first date, I’m legitimately getting up and walking out.

[ayyoo-river]

[aqwawia]

im fucking crying

[rapi]

Me: So the iPhone X has no home button, so how do I unlock it…?

Apple: 

[markv5]

Когда смирился с происходящим и тебе все равно, что происходит в мире

[vivacioustenacity]

“When you became complacent with the events, and you don’t care what happens in the world”

[plumgall]

Some of you guys are so nice and sweet! Some of y'all? Demons