welcome to questions answered. i'm (not) ryan

got a question for tally hall that you don't want to ask them? is it a shitpost? something embarrassing? as long as they're safe for work and not creepy, ask me and i'll answer in the form of a questions answered segment from tally hall's internet show :)

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

guidelines for asking me stuff

[vihyura]

truly

[snowflakeb0ttles]

[sagethegremlin]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

DO YOU THINK [The Physical_mail Guy] WOULD ADMIRE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]

[attaboy15]

important

my blog @tallyhall-lyrics-that-match was just banned. the last post i made was a post pinging staff and yelling at them to fix the transgender tag. while i admit it was very rude of me, this gives them zero right to ban my blog.

i had well over 100 followers, and that blog was nearly a year old. every single post i ever made to that blog is gone. all because i spoke out against pornographic content in a tag that is meant to be a safe space for people like me.

staff, each and every one of you are cowards. i refuse to be silenced.

[that-bi-fan]

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY, 2008 VERSION OF MARVIN'S MARVELOUS MECHANICAL MUSEUM.

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO DANCE

TAKE A CH CH CH CHANCE

[tallyhall-lyrics-that-match]

[tally-mail]

dear other tally mail blog:

this means war.

yours, @not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy

(/j i love this blog already)

Dear rival tally hall blog

I appreciate it, thank you

-Regards, the REAL Ryan Scott

(felt like I needed to clarify that)

(picture for proof)

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

[tally-mail]

Is this the Tally Hall?

Dear Anon

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't

There are some things you were never meant to know

-Regards, Ryan Scott

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

hold up. hold up. wait. hold up.

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[little-white-noises]

Where did this even come from

[thefutaking]

This sho

[eddie-bullshit]

Wierd :o

[starlightdealer]

I want in

[mysterygirlsofficialtumbler]

I call doubt

[edeneye30]

Hmm

[amethysts-pants-official]

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

[nertleturtle]

i s2g-

[nertleturtle]

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

[raging-kitten-deactivated201708]

I dont believe this

[thathighclassbitch]

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

[a-birdy-talks]

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

[thathighclassbitch]

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

[a-birdy-talks]

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

[angrybeardedbastard]

Hmmm

[katuki-yuri]

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

[lavendericy]

yolo

[decendedinhell]

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

[totallynaf-deactivated20200218]

Hm.

[vampirojoto-remade-deactivated2]

ok i believe

[cuddlefights]

shrug emoji

[the-milk-was-expired-deactivate]

BITCH FUCK ME UP

[vorpalmango]

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

[lvulic]

what is this mahogoney.

[cliche-ask-max-deactivated20171]

Dude wtf

[a-boy-and-his-gem]

((i am utterly confused))

[tabii-search-history-deactivate]

oh))

[neeancy-search-history]

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

[flowerscout-davey-search-history]

*rolls eyes* suuuure

[phoneykin]

//:^)))

[euphorickie]

pls

[retrostan-deactivated20180915]

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

[sweetseaveydreams]

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

[themostbeautifulthing123]

Q?

[trashyeds]

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

[finns-curls]

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

[spaghettihell]

IT WORKS I JUST GOT A MESSAEE WHAT

[ballsmacker30]

Didn’t work for me

[onion-the-stupid-child]

I wanna see if this is real.

[tallyhall-lyrics-that-match]

let’s see

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

The mailbox is empty. I am literally standing on the bottom.

[lollipopsnowy]

Which Tally Hall member would YOU like to see me draw?

Joe

Zubin

Rob

Ross

Andrew

Bora

Other (please specify!)

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2025

(I’m aware I asked the exact same question a while ago but shh)

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

ryan. I beg

[battle-of-the-bobs]

Finals / Match 62

Bob Hale (Horrible Histories) v.s. Rob Cantor (Tally Hall)

Bob Hale (Horrible Histories)

Rob Cantor (Tally Hall)

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2025

[tally-hautism]

Rob sweep, I'll mass ping tmrw if our boy is losing

[theultimaterewatcher]

please, allow me.

@tallyalerts @tallychive @tallyhall-lyrics-that-match @tallyhallmpreg @tally-hall-of-shame @hawaii-the-animation @hawaii-part-ii-daily @hawaiiparty2 @accidental-tally-hall-reference @not-a-trampoline-daily @not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy @notyourtrampoline @joehawley-joehawley-daily @joesmitten @joehawley-dancesto-yoursong @joen-lenawley @zubinflowerforever @ballsmacker30 @zubin-bus @zubindailyarchive @dailyevilhawley @girlyhall @evil-hall @unbranded-chaos @s0ul-1sh @velveteenbxnny @vinniemitchell @edgingattheedgeofauniverse @oli-silly @tally-polls

and @tally-hautism

I DEFINITELY missed some people and pinged others twice but yeja

[tallyhall-lyrics-that-match]

yeah you pinged me twice lol.

anyways

ROB CANTOR SWEEP

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

[tally-hautism]

Oh fuck uhm

@tally-polls @mmmm-daily @thebidding2008 @tallychive @tallyhall-lyrics-that-match

@tallyhallsphotowall @tallyhallmpreg @tally-hall-of-shame @tally-hall-gifs @cd-daily

@aid-daily @hitsdotcom @hawaii-part-ii-daily @marvinsmarveolusmechanicalmuseum @screamingfrenchfries

@edgingattheedgeofauniverse I'm so tired who else do I know uhmm @joehawley-joehawley-daily @rob-cuntor @zubindailyarchive @zubin-staresat-yourfave

@zubin-slayghi @rossfedermanlovebot @ross-federman @borakaracas

Please ping everyone you know we've come too far to lose now

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

anyone want a reaction image (ignore the red i um. i spilled strawberry jelly on it. nope not blood why would you say that)

[battle-of-the-bobs]

Finals / Match 62

Bob Hale (Horrible Histories) v.s. Rob Cantor (Tally Hall)

Bob Hale (Horrible Histories)

Rob Cantor (Tally Hall)

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2025

[tally-hautism]

Rob sweep, I'll mass ping tmrw if our boy is losing

[theultimaterewatcher]

please, allow me.

@tallyalerts @tallychive @tallyhall-lyrics-that-match @tallyhallmpreg @tally-hall-of-shame @hawaii-the-animation @hawaii-part-ii-daily @hawaiiparty2 @accidental-tally-hall-reference @not-a-trampoline-daily @not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy @notyourtrampoline @joehawley-joehawley-daily @joesmitten @joehawley-dancesto-yoursong @joen-lenawley @zubinflowerforever @ballsmacker30 @zubin-bus @zubindailyarchive @dailyevilhawley @girlyhall @evil-hall @unbranded-chaos @s0ul-1sh @velveteenbxnny @vinniemitchell @edgingattheedgeofauniverse @oli-silly @tally-polls

and @tally-hautism

I DEFINITELY missed some people and pinged others twice but yeja

[tallyhall-lyrics-that-match]

yeah you pinged me twice lol.

anyways

ROB CANTOR SWEEP

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

[spotchka]

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

[movedtosideblog]

@jestermuncher9000

@unbranded-chaos

@aquakat-draws

@theultimaterewatcher

@raventhewolf9

@kmac3000

@oli-silly

@edgingattheedgeofauniverse

@vinniemitchell

@b0rateen

[theultimaterewatcher]

YAY!!!!! TY!!!

@velveteenbxnny

@theweirdoontheinternet

@vic-11037

@cringeandproudx3

@s0ul-1sh

@not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy

@normystical

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

have you guys ever wanted to see ryan hugging an ikea bear

[girlyhall]

hear me out: rylie the mail girl

-- @tallyhall-lyrics-that-match :3

You haven't even seen her yet, keep ur pants up at least until she's been posted 🙌

-Beth

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

i have been waiting for fAr ToO lOnG

(take your time though ik you're busy !!)

[not-actually-ryan-the-mail-guy]

I know you are getting a lot of messages but please don't ignore my message it is about my father's life from death due to illness and war💔please🙏🍉

I am very sorry that I am asking for a donation to buy my father's treatment. It costs 48€. My father's treatment costs the price of some Christmas decorations😞💔

drew something for another campaign already but go support this please !!