ねむい

he/they

[not-hawkguy]

So I’ve got this fear of mirrors, right?

Any time I have to look away from my reflection while washing my face or whatever, I start picturing creepy ghosts and ghouls appearing behind me, just waiting to jumpscare me when I look back up. I can’t help or stop it. So lately, I’ve started imagining the ghosties doing silly things like dancing or juggling or putting flowers in my hair. And honestly? It works really well. Instead of scary monsters waiting to Get Me, they’re my buddies who just like to goof around behind my back.

If there’s anyone out there with a similar fear, I highly recommend this method

[cinnamonsly]

this is the only thing i’ve drawn for ch5 lmao

[not-hawkguy]

After thinking I’d finally left this dreadful cycle of fear and needless violence behind me, I was once again forced to take up arms and strike down that which haunts me. Let us pray that I will never again have to raise my weapon against such a foul, pitiable enemy. Of course, such prayers are futile, for it is the world’s way that we shall forever be opposed in this fruitless battle.

(killed a big big scary spider in my apartment today)

[not-hawkguy]

Today, I have broken the cycle, but I know in my heart that this armistice is short lived. Were I not studying the ancient, sacred teachings at the time of my enemy’s ambush and feared befouling their wisdom with my violence, I would have slain the beast as I have countless times before. I feel both pride and shame for my disingenuous restraint.

(caught and released a little spider while studying Buddhism for a school project)

[not-hawkguy]

On this most retched of nights, the enemy has invaded that most sacred, that most untouchable place of rest. I armed myself with weapon and resolve alike, no pity in my heart after so immoral an attack. But as the creature fled into the dark recesses which I could not reach and I gazed upon its tiny visage, stumbling over the rough terrain like a child just taken to walking, an unfamiliar feeling overtook me. It was not pity, as I have felt before, but something like affection. Was I looking at my eternal enemy with care? With love? I brought out my light to better see the little thing, and it approached me swiftly, without fear, reckless. But as it grew close, the creeping affection was quickly shed. I could not permit this encroachment, neither on this place of safety nor on my person. And I brought my weapon down upon it. I tried to make it swift, as swift as the trust it had foolishly misplaced in my intentions. Pitiable beast, my intention could never be peace. Forgive me, but know, as I do in my heart, that if any of your kin invade this place again, they will meet the very same fate.

(spider in my bed bad bad bad bad)

[not-hawkguy]

“Get me in the pit,” I say as I lightly hop in place, listening to the one and only kind-of-but-not-quite metal song I know, which is - and I regret to say - from an anime

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[foxymaples]

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

[le-sad-demiurge]

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

[thememedaddy]

[mockingmolly]

doctors hate this no. 1 trick to get your adventuring party to like you

[grimalditeuthis]

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

[stickandthorn]

Love Astrid and Eadwulf’s presence in almost every episode. Show up. Do something ethically heinous. Villain pose. Think longingly about Bren. And you just know Eadwulf’s gonna make a quip. And then they leave. They’re like Team Rocket if Team Rocket was actually evil and if Meowth was the long lost 3rd member of their throuple.

[stars-n-kites]

i dont know how taako got pigeonholed as the bottles up their feelings twin when taako after reaching a certain point of stress will just start shouting an emotional monologue about how upset he is, and lup was in love with someone she saw on a daily basis for several decades before saying anything about it and got lost in a cave for years because she didnt want to tell anyone about an extremely dangerous plan she made that concerned the fate of the entire world, for which her backup plan seemed to be "itll be fine dont even worry about it"

[not-hawkguy]

she's perfect

[tarydarrington]

the mighty nein s01e05: little spark

[tarydarrington]

hello, old friend.

[not-hawkguy]

well that ain’t right

[not-hawkguy]

let’s go gamers let’s goooo

[featherspiral]

I really really love the new dialogue I feel like how I felt when chapters 3+4 dropped where I am just so full of the need to draw but can hardly make or finish a damn thing 💔 in any case I think this is the first ACTUAL comic I've ever made even if I didn't feel like going beyond a sketch lawl

[cityelf]

I hope this email rules you all. I hope this email finds you. I hope this email brings you all, and in the darkness binds you.