ya fucking nerd

caps and flyers i sometimes sport, but i mostly have opinions

[magnummagnussen]

do you hate me?

i love you more than i could ever say <3

but rn yes, let me listen to pipe without mockery xx

[not-illegal-if-u-win]

put on too well by renee rapp please

[anzekopistar]

No one:

Me:

[not-illegal-if-u-win]

yo is nolan patrick okay?

[anzekopistar]

Gabe please, you’re going to make me cry

[anzekopistar]

I’m glad that the Avs are continuing the tradition of chirping Andre on IG

[anzekopistar]

Don’t worry Andre you’re already #1 in my heart

[anzekopistar]

[pure-leafs-deactivated20190914]

I'm in love with both these boys

[frawgs]

imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it

[cosmicvibecheck]

[deerilkka]

Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

[goremaedchen]

change my mind lads

[vol14-remade-deactivated2021051]

college is like *gets an email* *walks somewhere* *realizes u left ur water bottle at home* *walks somewhere* *walks somewhere* *gets an email* *gets an email*

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[lord-tengen]

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

[amvs]

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

[amvs]

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

[smythas]

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)

[thatgirlonstage]

Imagine being on trial and you look over at the jury and John Mulaney is just sitting there. How do you handle that, psychologically. How do you not conclude your life has turned into a piece of absurdist theatre

[bennjie]

me @ hockey players I like: It’s okay baby! You’re doing your best! I love you!

me @ hockey players I love: PULL YOUR FUCKING WEIGHT OUT THERE, YOU USELESS CABBAGE

[martinnecas]

I’ve never related to a tweet more in my life

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[velvetgurl]

ik i’m fine on my own but where is the love of my life

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[childlikemperor]

did anybody else grow up bein that one friend who was in the group but not really IN the group??? like your friends would go places and throw parties and not invite u n stuff????? idk that really fucked up my self esteem hbu