Captain Zia’s Wayward Crew

🔔Court Jester🔔 💕embracing the cringe 💕 ✨blogging from Hawkins, Indiana✨

[not-jadzia-dax]

You’ve heard of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, now get ready for David, Rick, and Jaithmar the Blood Redeemer. Jaith is pretty chill but Rick is a douche, he ate my pet goldfish.

[not-jadzia-dax]

You gotta eat The Bean or Dave Bautista is gonna Get U

[not-jadzia-dax]

[not-jadzia-dax]

The best thing for my mental health is to watch my emotional support fictional man make bad life choices.

[not-jadzia-dax]

The haters don’t know that this is about James Bond

[not-jadzia-dax]

The best thing for my mental health is to watch my emotional support fictional man make bad life choices.

[astro-1ce-drag0n]

Me and my homies hate Neil Hargrove.

(You are allowed to use this, just give credit)

[not-jadzia-dax]

Experiencing a lot of guilt about not posting on my SB Official account at all over the last month. Hyperfixation went away (for now) but I’m sure it will be back. It always comes back. I’m sorry all of yall who are disappointed! I promise I’m beating myself up over it all the time.

I’ll be back once I’m feeling up to it again.

Much love 💕

[not-jadzia-dax]

I saw on your rp soldier boy blog you had a graduation you were going to and I just want to say amazing job and congratulations if you were walking 💕💕💕💕 that's huge and such an amazing accomplishment and it makes sense why you write so amazingly, you had school to beat grammar into your brain. I just put it here so you could have it for YOU and not feel obligated to respond 💕

-🧫

Thank you again bb I really appreciate it! 💕

[not-jadzia-dax]

Okay after rereading the comments too on the post I realized I'm illiterate and now am 1000% sure you did graduate. I kept second guessing myself and didn't want to seem stupid 😭😂. SO

Correction

CONGRATULATIONS YOU DID IT!!! OH MY GOD YOU SURVIVED A WHOLE ASS DEGREE!!!! YESSSS!!! Rest. Relax. Snack some. See the outside world. You DESERVE a break 💕💕💕💕

-🧫

Omg thank you!! I didn’t post that expecting congrats or anything! Just wanted yall to know that I wasn’t gone for good!

I really appreciate it you guys that have found my little corner of the internet on @soldier-boy-official are the best.

- 💕Zia 💕

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

my underrated moots really be out here with the most put together themes

meanwhile me just like AHHH

[not-jadzia-dax]

Am…am I included in such things?

[mechanicalhandsyaoi]

Homelander marking you up. Homelander leaving bite marks and bruises. Homelander heating up his metal belt and literally branding you with his own logo on your skin. Forcing you to wear Homelander themed clothing and merch. And everyone, everyone knowing that you belong to him.

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

LET! FAMOUS! PEOPLE! GET! PISSED! OFF! SOMETIMES!!!!

IF SOMEONE IS IN THE PUBLIC EYE FOR A DECADE, they WILL eventually have a moment where they won’t always be kind!!!

stop trying to cancel people just because they called a paparazzi guy a bastard once

after kindly telling them MULTIPLE TIMES things like “please give us some space, please leave us alone for now, I’m sorry”

BRO!!!

[not-jadzia-dax]

King,

I agree wholeheartedly, celebrities are people who have emotions and flaws and negative reactions to breaches of privacy and personal space!!

But I must ask because I am not up to date on the lore: is this about dua lipa?

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

yes, it is

In February, she went to France with her fiancé Callum, they were getting repeatedly harassed by paparazzi and she (justifiably and after multiple attempts to kindly ask them to stop) got angry at them and called them bastards

[not-jadzia-dax]

Yeah I heard a bit abt that but wasn’t 100% sure. Reasonable reaction frankly.

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

LET! FAMOUS! PEOPLE! GET! PISSED! OFF! SOMETIMES!!!!

IF SOMEONE IS IN THE PUBLIC EYE FOR A DECADE, they WILL eventually have a moment where they won’t always be kind!!!

stop trying to cancel people just because they called a paparazzi guy a bastard once

after kindly telling them MULTIPLE TIMES things like “please give us some space, please leave us alone for now, I’m sorry”

BRO!!!

[not-jadzia-dax]

King,

I agree wholeheartedly, celebrities are people who have emotions and flaws and negative reactions to breaches of privacy and personal space!!

But I must ask because I am not up to date on the lore: is this about dua lipa?

[inkmm0ne]

Maybe a funny moment of mother reader, nothing too serious, but imagine reader joining homelander and soldier boy in like bombsight quest, where the computer comes in. Right now reader isn’t with Ben rn, we’re at the coparent stage of just like they know the other is there, but they haven’t really talked about how to get through this.

Reader walks in first and sees the laptop so she opens it first before homelander does. Girlie is immediately seeing her son and a fucked up clara moment and shuts the laptop and looks at her son with a WTF face. Homelander opens it up and is looking at both of his parents trying to excuse his actions. With reader taking off her shoe and repeatedly smacking John’s head not like once as to never do it again ohhhh nooooo. Reader smacks him repeatedly disgusted of her son and walks around pacing the room on how the fuck he is so fucked up in the head.

Funny moment or not idk that popped in my head cause I know for sure if I saw that I wouldn’t blink but smack homelander repeatedly of just pure on disappointment.

[not-jadzia-dax]

I would immediately start some sort of three stooges ass scene where we all start hitting eachother.

Just

[soldier-boy-official]

the twin towers are gone btw. Did you know that?

Fuckin WHAT?!

[soldier-boy-official]

You are a really good actor.

Finally! Someone who appreciates the fuckin classics! Which one of my movies was your favourite? Red Thunder? Ghosts of Hanoi?

It doesn’t matter, always happy to hear someone with a correct goddamn opinion every once in a while.

[soldier-boy-official]

May I get a hug? (*σ>∀<)σ You look like you give one hell of a bear hug

I don’t do hugs, doll. And if I do they are far too fuckin expensive for you to afford.

(He totally does. Best hugs too. - Jadie)