lost in the dsmp sauce

[demonboyhalo]

Slimecicle: It feels like people never stop taking revenge. Is it ever worth it?

Quackity: no...no it’s not

lines no one will believe are from a mc rp number 169

[wither-rose-circus]

I want them to put Tommy in front of a panel of Hermits and watch him “try out” for Hermitcraft, including but not limited to tasks like “get upset without swearing,” “build a starter base,” and “make and stock a shop”

[metfell]

imagine if that shirt was about anyone other than dream. fuck goodtimeswithscar. fuck grian. fuck eret. fuck joel smallishbeans. fuck jack manifold.

[cat-26]

So Grian gives everyone, everyone, a cute nickname. And then he meets Tommyinnit and goes "Thomas."

[bigboobyhalo]

is he aware that he’s hilarious and I love him

[psapraca]

sleepy bois but animal crossing

[princetfae]

gay person with a special interest call that passionfruit

[cabbagegunk]

headbutts you (affectionate)

+ bonus!

rbs are epic !!!

ALSO this can be interpreted as queerplatonic or regular homies! dont tag this as ship!!! i will bite you!!!

[bowenoke]

No one suspects a thing

[valtsv]

pretty gay for a man to open a portal if you think about it. why do you want to create a gateway to another dimension? so you can meet even more men there?

[valtsv]

everyone tagging this with "me going to the end in minecraft so i can romance the endermen" i wish you all a very happy gay marriage to your tall husbands

[griavian]

reasons why boomerna should be invited to the dreamsmp:

• ceo of bedwars

• has a fat ass (we don’t have enough of fat asses on the smp)

• funny (loud)

• froggie (the gays love froggies. homophobic if not invited)

• can wreak havoc on the server (in a good way)

• more joke lore

• “AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

• flirts with every man, can cause divorce

• funny (again. literally the funniest motherfucker ever)

[griavian]

DID BOOMER GET ADDED OR AM I GETTING DUPED

[not-so-british-innit]

HE DID GET ADDED LIKE FR FR ADDED HECK YEAH LETS GOOII

[oceantail-oceantail]

DERIVAKAT WROTE A BOOMERNA SONG (diss track) AND IT HAS NO RIGHT TO GO THIS HARD WTF SHE LITERALLY DESTROYED HIM

https://soundcloud.com/derivakat/frogman

[nachosforfree]

i'm not alright, your pebble gave me asthma

[casboar]

pre-sparring warmup stretches (doodle exercise for me too)

[gazeebovibes-deactivated2021121]

I had a dream I hung out w philza idk it was pretty fun

[pigsteprap]

flightless (?) bird

[katterboxxmoved]

techno design based off kintsugi!!!