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Mike Driver
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Claire Keane
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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occasionally subtle
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Product Placement
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The Stonewall Inn
izzy's playlists!
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Andulka
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@not-so-crazy-crazytale-quotes
Crazy: “Welcome to Crazy’s spectacular 5-Star cooking show!”
Crazy: “Today we’re gonna roast some people!”
Crazy: “Core! You’re up!”
Core, tied to a stick over a fire:
Core: “When you invited me to your show for a roast, I thought we were roasting eachother as a joke, not actually roasting ME!”
Crazy, shoving an apple in Core’s mouth: “The show continues!”
When a bag is stuck in the vending machine
Tries to get the snack by sticking their arm in the slot:
-Kinkmare
Shakes the vending machine:
-Lemonade
-Harvest
Punches/kicks the glass:
-Void
Asks someone for help:
-River
-Wrath
-Captain Berry
All of the above, in that order:
-Crazy
-Save
-Terror
Regularly Says fuck:
-Kinkmare
-Malfunction
Has sworn off saying fuck, but said it at some point:
-Wrath
-Save
-Crazy
Has not said fuck before, but can if so desired:
-Captain Berry
-Void
-Harvest
-Mega Edgedour
Has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it:
-River
-Lemonade
-Terror
Legally cannot say fuck:
-Passion
“My mom is calling... hi mom.”
“Come on guys stop, he’s trying to talk to his mom.”;
-Captain Berry
-Wrath
-Terror
“*Loud fake sexual noises*”;
-Kinkmare
“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!”;
-Void
-River
“*is asleep*”;
-Harvest
-Mega Edgedour
“*Gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.”;
-Crazy
-Lemonade
-Save
Your next mission, will be a suicide mission.
“Screams internally”:
-Captain Berry
-Mega Edgedour
“I had a good life.”:
-Save
-Lemonade
-Terror
“Cool, who do I have to suicide?”:
-Crazy
-Kinkmare
“Just give me the order.”:
-Wrath
-River
“Fucking finally.”:
-Void
-Harvest
Would never stab anyone:
-Captain Berry
Would Stab someone in retaliation:
-Mega Edgedour
-River
-Terror
-Lemonade
Yells, “I won’t hesitate bitch.” First:
-Kinkmare
-Harvest
Would Stab without warning:
-Crazy
-Void
Would stab as a warning:
-Save
-Wrath
Crazy: “Hey Core! What a surprise!”
Crazy:”You look like.. you’ve got something to say??”
Core: *nervous mumbling* “Um- well, Um”
The whole Crazy Crew from behind a tree: *cocks guns and points it to Core*
Core: Sweats intensely
Core: “Uh... Everyone needs a hero..”
Crazy: “True!”
Core: “Zero p-people shouldn’t have a h-hero...”
Crazy: “YAH YAH!”
Core: “OH GOD HELP THEY HAVE ME CHAINED IN A BASEMENT!—“
Everyone in the crew: Shoots Core!Frisk
-silence
Crazy: “...We can edit that last bit out.”
[At the hospital]
Void: “How did you hurt yourself?”
Save: “I fell down some sta-“
Staircase outside window makes a neck slice motion
Save: “I was mugged.”
Terror: “Why is everybody so excited about top or bottom? Honestly I would be happy to have a bunk bed!”
Harvest:
Wrath:
Kinkmare: “I’m gonna tell him.”
Wrath: “Don’t you dare.”
Kinkmare: “Nice hands, Save...”
Save: “uh...thank you..?”
Kinkmare: “ I bet they'd look even better wrapped around my—“
Save: “ BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRASE THE LORD, AMEN.”
Crazy: “I’ve made a new thing!”
Kinkmare: “ Oh yeah? What is it?”
Crazy: “ I call it.... Soda...”
Kinkmare:
Kinkmare: “That- thats already been created...”
Crazy: “STOP RUINING MY DREAMS KINKMARE, OH MY GOD WHY CANT YOU JUST BE SUPPORTIVE OF ME—“
Firewall Gaster: “I’m going to have a FUCKING seizure!”
Captain Berry: “But-“
Crazy: “Oh Firewall Please-“
Firewall Gaster: *pointing at the pillow fort they made and glitter all over the room*
Firewall Gaster: “CLEAN THIS SHIT UP-“
Crazy: “Can you ever imagine us as being more than friends...?”
Captain Berry: “YES, IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED! I can totally imagine us as dragons, hang on lemme find the picture I drew.”
Crazy:
Save: “Two people walk in! Only one, leaves...”
Kinkmare: “Two people walk in. Three, leaves...~”
Save: “I-“
Crazy: “But Void though, we gotta talk after this.”
Crazy: “Did you see Markiplier’s video? Ubie, Ubie?”
Kinkmare: “Are you talking about dookie cookie?”
Crazy: “I thought it was Umie Zoomie?
Void: “I thought it was... Avada Kedavra?”
Kinkmare: “Nah dude, it was Bongus wongus.”
Void: “You... want to talk about it?”
Kinkmare: “it was flaming anus.”
Crazy: “I think—“ *wheezes after realising what Kinkmare said*
Void:
Kinkmare: “What? It was a good one.”
Crazy: “kinkmare is the reason why we have monthly HR meetings at the studio.”
True Poetry
SAVE: "She was poetry but he couldn't read-"
VOID: His name was Jared, he's 19.
TERROR: When his parents made a strange machine!
HARVEST: Watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen1
CRAZY: AAAAY MACARENA!!
WRATH: Horrible job, everyone.
Well That's Depressing
LEMONADE: I mean, in the grand scheme of things, who cares? We're all just molecules, floating around in random patterns...
EVERYONE ELSE: ...
LEMONADE: Devoid of meaning...
SAVE: Don't. Don't do that again.