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Ricky: Gina isn’t answering her phone

Nini: I’ll call

Ricky: EJ and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Gina: Hello?

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Kourtney: If someone gave you $200 because "you're ugly", would you set aside your ego to take the money? Carlos: I'm not gonna turn down $200 just because someone has bad eyesight.

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Ashlyn: What are your strengths? Maddox: I fall in love easily. Ashlyn: Okay... and what are your weaknesses? Maddox: Those cute eyes of yours.

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*explosion* Natalie: Should we check on that? Miss Jenn: I didn’t hear any screaming, so we’re either too late, or it’s no big deal.

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Carlos: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible. Carlos: I’ve gotta give it to you, Ricky. You make it look easy. Ricky: Years of practice.

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Nini: So what’s Gina’s type? Ashlyn: Dark haired, short, sweet and oblivious songwriters. Nini: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends. Ashlyn: Did I mention oblivious? Nini: Yes? Ashlyn: Just making sure.

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Nini: What are you doing there? Ashlyn, digging through skittles: Maddox really likes the yellow ones, so I'm separating them. Nini: That’s actually kind of sweet. Ashlyn: Huh? No, I'm mad at Maddox. I'm collecting them so that i can eat them in front of them and not give them any.

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Gina, to Nini: You're too good for this world. Gina: But that's okay Gina: I'll be the asshole for us both

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Carlos: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Seb: It was me... Carlos: -be forgiven because everyone makes mistakes sometimes.

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Ashlyn, bursting into the hospital room: What happened? EJ, glaring at Big Red in the hospital bed and Ricky in the chair next to him: Go ahead, tell them Ricky: Okay, so you know how they say you're not supposed to eat play-doh? Big Red: Well, I actually used to eat a lot of it as a kid and I never got sick. Ricky, nodding: So we had to see if he was immune or if the company was lying to us. Big Red: For science.

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Ricky: Sometimes Carlos says, “Ricky, what do you think you’re doing?” Ricky: But that just means ‘stop.’ He doesn’t actually want to know my thought process.

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Ricky: Will you be the yee to my haw? EJ: I am begging you to stop

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Ashlyn: [hugs Maddox from behind] Ashlyn: [softly tucks Maddox’s hair behind her ear] Ashlyn, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and we're done.

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Ashlyn: Where were you? The party started two hours ago. EJ: I'm fashionably late. Ashlyn: EJ: Emphasis on fashionable Ashlyn: Emphasis on late

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Ricky, being a little shit: Name a word that begins with F and ends in U C K Nini: begins with F, ends with U C K Nini: Nini: FiretrUCK EJ: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY FU- Gina: ELTON JOHN

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Gina: Nini makes me do the Debby Ryan face and I'm not afraid to say that with my whole chest. Ashlyn: You should be.

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Carlos: We all know you're in love with her. Gina: I'm not in love with Nini, shut up. Carlos: I never said who… Gina: Carlos: Gina: Okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-