For today's talk show I— your host for the freshman year of jianghu university will introduce myself!
The names Jingyi, Lan Jingyi. (No copyright claim from james bond frenchise please!)
Why am I the host you might be wondering?Well, despite being a freshman like you guys I know ALL the ins and outs of the university including the hot tea (thanks to having worked my way up to @resident-fanboy heart ages ago)
And that is why I — very graciously— have appointed myself the year's host and will guide you through all the ruckus and chaos!
A little more about me:
I play basketball on the campus court along with sizhui and zizhen (and some times the young mistress, only sometimes!) on the weekends.
My hobbies include knowing, being right and being a hater.
My hashtags:
#jingyi's hustle of the day — to tell you tid bits from my day!
#ted-talk-by-jingyi — for small wise insights about life, death and everything in between
#the universe drops, jingyi copes — for when things go bad. Or the universe tries to pull tricks on me.
#jingyi thinks — for answering asks or sliding in my third party opinion in random places
As per the Lan rules, Greetings to the elders that I know here! (That I either like or has to begrudgingly include here out of politeness.)
- Senior guangyao! Who helped me get settled in the law major and has constantly been kind and patient with showing me around and clearing doubt questions about different subs!( @guanyao-house-of-jin )
- Senior Nei! (The diva) (The source of all my gossip) (I'll hold you to your promise of telling me about the thing that I can use as leverage against professor Xie when he's being unreasonable) ( @resident-fanboy )
- Wei Wuxian ( @nomore-mr-wifi )
- Senior Yanli! the woman that makes the most delicious Lotus root soup to ever exist and mothers Jin ling as a side quest. ( @jiang-yanlijie )
-Xichen-ge! If I had a mother no. 2 he'll be it, too bad mother no.1 doesn't allow it 😔 ( @xichen-jade-of-lan )
-Senior Jiang, cool ass uncle of my friend. ( @j1ang-cheng )
-Professor and shufu Lan! The reason behind my wisdom filled mind! ( @prof-lan-qiren )
-Jin ling, delicate young mistress who's always pouting and throwing tantrums ( @jin-ling-and-fairy )
-Zizhen!! He writes, he draws, he cooks. Seriously is there anything he can't do??? Bestfriend (soulmate) ( @zizhen-deez-nuts )
-Xiao Qing, someone who sometimes appears besides me to float eerily ( @ghost-girl-xiao-qing )
- Lan Sizhui, gay handsome strong BOY(best)FRIEND ( @lan-sizhui-stars )
And with that the show comes to an end.... for now.
