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Writing? Ranting? Who knows. | Max | poly, single | MDNI | in my early 20s

[not-sure-about-this-planet]

About Me

My name is Max, I'm a non-binary person in my early 20's, working on my degree in Criminology and Psychology, w History full time and working part time. So, somewhat busy person? Anyway, on T about 5 years, post top surgery about 3 years. I'm bisexual and poly.

This blog is mainly for writing or ranting or whatever - haven't been on here in a long time so I'm somewhat re-learning tumblr (again, returning in 2025) Still used to 2016-2018 format even though it's only been about a year haha!

Planning to start writing more fanfic as well as nsfw-thought scenarios soon!

Beyond the cut-off is the nsfw part of the blog:

I'm a really kinky switch, mainly sub-leaning. I'm pretty much into anything beyond the hard limits being scat, piss, bestiality, raceplay, detransitioning, food, and a couple others that are a bit more niche.

My more favorite things are pet play, heavy d/s dynamics while also having a lot of soft interactions, breeding, cnc, mask kink, primal, bdsm in general, and a few others that might be revealed eventually. But I'm also an experimentalist so -

Anyway, I use the block button without hesitation if I'm uncomfortable, so just don't be an asshole. :)

[not-sure-about-this-planet]

ugghhh desperately need a soft dom aaron hotchner brat taming a reader with a sir kink, just like. the feeling of being subservient and ducking my head and saying "sorry sir, I'm sorry," and just - ughhh begging and everythinggg

[americiumam]

calling a stranger online bestie is the modern equivalent of going up to a stranger in an old tavern and calling them “my friend”

[americiumam]

hail, bestie! what news of the northern realms hath you to deliver!

[thecodyagenda]

absolute vibes my esteemed friend!

[not-sure-about-this-planet]

touch

If his hands,

Soft and rough

Gentle and firm

Beautiful and rugged

Were the last

I e'er knew

I would be

Well-content.

[not-sure-about-this-planet]

Hello 👋,

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<3

[not-sure-about-this-planet]

Trying to put myself back out there! Follow me and comment on this post if you wanna maybe be friends? I've been watching a lot of Criminal Minds and the Walking Dead show as of late and on youtube, watching Smosh. If anyone would like to chat, feel free to hmu! Trying to branch out and make new friends with similar interests and humour :)

[dominants-dominion]

Aftercare isn't optional. Aftercare isn't optional. Aftercare isn't optional. Aftercare isn't optional. Aftercare isn't optional. Aftercare isn't optional. Aftercare isn't optional. Aftercare isn't optional.

[audio-desires]

sitting behind them and covering their mouth while you jerk them off

[droolypupboy]

having a puppy bf is all fun and games until you have to say “no more barks it’s time for you to get ready for work” and he reacts like you sold his first born to rumplestiltskin 💀💀

“it’s not woof woof time” “i want it to be” LIKE YEAH ME TOO BUT ONE OF US HAS TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE ONE!!

ugh i love my bf i miss him. it is dog yearning hours.

[sapphling]

one of the cooler parts of growing up is realizing that you were being incessantly lied to throughout highschool and that fat gay people are not only capable of being desired, but are actively and often voraciously lusted after

[trans-girls-who-eat-subway-3]

reblog if you have voraciously lusted after fat people

[not-sure-about-this-planet]

Don't you look so darling, pup - all dressed in my sweatshirt with my cock buried inside you while you ride me. Fuck, you fit so well in my hands. So small and malleable - all for me to shape and mold into the perfect sub boy for me.

[not-sure-about-this-planet]

kinda heavy nsfw ahead/heavykink

Ah-ah-ah puppy. It's okay, don't whine - it's okay... Oh my fucking god, shut it. Taping up your mouth should keep you from complaining. I promise you'll like it, boy, you're gonna take my cock so well. It's okay, the walls are so thick here no one will be able to hear you cry for me, puppy. Gonna be such a good little breeding bitch, won't you, boy? Taking my knot every, single, day.I know you'll be so out of it by the end of just this round you won't be able to strain against those ropes anymore. You're going to be my handsome, dumb little puppy forever, won't you boy?

[jealouskitsune]

Faux sympathy is one of the sexiest things. Mocking your poor little sub every chance you get. “You poor thing, you're overstimulated? Don’t lie to me, I can see you shaking. I'm so sorry love. You must want me to stop, hm? That's too bad I love seeing your body ache because of me.”

[slvtmesideways]

If someone could PLEASE say these things that would be chef's kiss:

"Puppy? I'm home. You better be bent over and ready."

"Aw, look at how needy you are."

"Come on, pretty boy, faster. I know you can do it."

"That's it. Thaaaat's it."

"Keep going baby. Don't you dare stop."

"You wanted this. You got your wish. Now you're going to see what happens when you get too greedy."

"On your knees. Now."

"Open."

"Suck."

"Good, take it all."

"Aw, did my cock hit the back of your throat too hard. That's too bad. Do it again."

"Your tears are so fucking pretty. Keep crying for me, puppy."

[not-sure-about-this-planet]

I just want to be someone's puppy. I want to be a good boy.

[pawbeanies]

i dont WANT to get up and go to work i want to stay in bed all day and be puppy. this is like so dystopian

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me