#you just made it a higher stakes game of hide and seek
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@not-today-sammy
#you just made it a higher stakes game of hide and seek
me irl
— 14.01
In honor of Tumblr’s titty ban, I now present a special edition of Mod EJ Nerds:
Today I visited the Israel Museum in Jerusalem, which has an amazing collection of archeological finds from all over the area. It was all fascinating and made my nerdy heart flutter, but I particularly noticed an absolute profusion of titties.
Small titties:
Big titties:
Flat titties:
Buxom titties:
Perky titties:
Saggy titties:
And hey, here’s the oldest archeological example of human figurative art! And guess what:
Titties
@staff fight me
@staff fucKING FIGHT ME
i think a lot about how the conductor of the polar express just blasted the shit out of that kid for not knowing where the damn train was going
“you comin?”
“where?”
W̪H̵͙̳Y ̛̤̣̣̮̱͉T̬̰͚O̺ ̭̜ͅͅT̪̰̰̼͓̰̪̕H̭E ͚̱͎͙͘N̴̮̭̣O̢RͅT̝͢H̢͉ ̢̟P͕͇̭ỌLͅE̶͕̰,̲͙͚̞̣̰ ̳͍̼̕O̗̖̤F̷͇̦͚ͅ ̱̻C͈̗̲̠O͈͕U̕R͖̹̖̼͈̳̲S̳͚͝É̙͔̺̤͈
“YOU SHOULDN’T SHIP THAT BECAUSE-”
meirl
I gotta say, this is an example of both our generational maturing and our subsequent appreciation of utilitarian presents, AND society’s denial of our livable wages manifesting in our worship of otherwise arbitrarily acquired “creature comforts”
Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.
Watching this was an ethereal experience
this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy
People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.
The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.
For everyone’s information:
The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.
To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.
On the 17th, dead silence.
People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.
But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.
What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’
A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.
If you want to join in, here’s what to do:
Do:
Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th
Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad
Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion
Come back on the 18th and check in
Don’t:
Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)
Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.
Open the app or website (including specific blogs)
Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)
Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.
Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.
Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.
For those who aren’t leaving on the 17th like I am.
This is better. I know I’m not leaving the hellsite. But maybe we can let me know how we feel
christmas season is upon us so here are my fav christmas vines
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this