Swap Flu
After the Covid-19 virus hit the world, no one planned for another pandemic to come right after. And especially not one like this.
My name is David and I’m a single dad with 2 boys. And outside of all of the craziness happening in the world we lived pretty normal lives.
But all of that changed quickly last month when a new virus started to spread around the world. No one knows where it comes from or how it spreads. Scientist are rushing to figure it out. I assume it was made in a lab somewhere. As far as side effects go it’s just like a common cold and non-life threatening. That said, there is one major side effect to this virus— if you catch it and spread it to another individual you will take over that persons body and they will take over yours. Which is where they got the name Swap Flu. And that’s why my family is in the predicament we are in now. 
Last week my youngest son George came home from school early after not feeling well. I left work and ran to go pick him up. Asked him how he was was feeling once he got into the car. His symptoms sounded like a cold but he hasn’t swapped with anyone yet. I figured by now if he had the virus he would have another body. But I was wrong and didn’t realize that the virus takes a minute to set in.
At home, I sent George to bed. Told him I would check in on him in a little and bring him some soup. I went to the kitchen, made him some chicken noodle, and brought it upstairs. That’s when I started to feel weird myself but brushed it off to take care of George. After dropping off the soup I went back downstairs to finish up some of my my work.
I opened up my laptop and that’s when everything went black for a second. Moments later I wake up in George’s bed with his soup sitting on my lap. I look down at my much smaller hands and knew what happened. A little panicked I start to get up but heard a knock at the door.
“Hey Georgie! It’s your Big Bro Caleb. Dad texted me and said you weren’t feeling well.”
I try to tell him not to come in but it was too late. Caleb already opened the door.
“Stay back Caleb!” I shouted.
“It’s okay buddy! We all get sick sometimes you have nothing to be scared about.” He says walking over to the bed.
“Caleb it’s me dad. You need to get out of here now.”
“Oh shit!” That’s when I blacked out again. Waking up on the floor this time I looked over my body and confirmed that I was now Caleb. George who I assume is Caleb starts to wake up.
“Dad?”
“Yeah buddy it’s me.”
That’s when my youngest son comes busting in excited in my body. “Daddy!! Look at me! I’m big now!! I was sleeping and now I’m you!!”
“Yeah buddy we know.”
“Oh hi Caleb! Look how strong I am now, do you wanna wrestle?”
“ I’m actually over here Georgie.” Says Caleb from George’s 9 year old body.
“What? Caleb’s in my body? That’s awesome!!” George runs over to his bed in my adult body and proceeds to pick Caleb up.
“This is cool!! I’m dad now so Caleb you have to listen to me!”
“George put me down now! I’m still your big brother!”
“No you’re not! I’m dad and your little Georgie!” He starts to tickle Caleb and turns him upside down.
“George put your brother down right this instance! Don’t make me count to 3!”
George gently sits Caleb down on his bed. “I’m sorry daddy.” he says shyly. His body language is child like and it’s weird seeing my middle aged body act like a kid who just stole a cookie from a jar.
“It’s okay champ but you’re going to be in my body for a little while. You have to be more careful with your brother.”
“Okay I promise I’ll be more careful daddy.” He then turns around and sticks his tongue out at Caleb.
“George! What did I say? Now apologize to your brother.”
“Sorry Caleb.”
“Well this is just great! I’m stuck in a child’s body for at least a month.”
“ It’s okay Caleb I’ll take care of you! I promise I’ll be the best dad ever.” He says patting called on the head.
“Fuck me! This is just perfect.”
“Language Georgie! Kids shouldn’t have potty mouths.” George giggles as he tries to mimic me.
That was last week. My job and the kids school knows what happened and now we have to quarantine until we all swap back to our respected bodies.
Although Caleb is still upset because George won’t leave him alone. Im pretty happy with my new body. I’m 18 and fit. And even though I’m sick I haven’t felt this good in years. The best part is when the boys go to sleep. I can have some alone time to do a little exploring and boy Caleb has been hiding a monster in his pants this whole time. You won’t believe how many times I’ve jerked off in the past week. I guess that’s what happens when you’re stuck in a teenagers body and have nothing better to do.
Hey guys! Wanted to give you a quick update on our family. I may have made a huge mistake. You see I thought I wasn’t contagious anymore and decided since I was still in Caleb’s body that I could have guest come over.
I invited Caleb’s boyfriend over and as you can imagine we ended up switching bodies.
Here’s the new me for the time being. Cute right?
Andrew and Caleb have been going steady for awhile before the Swapflu and we have been texting while I’ve been in quarantine. Getting to know Andrew has been so much fun that I couldn’t resist the urge to invite him over.
Of course, Caleb didn’t know that he was coming over. And my whole plan backfired on me for the worse. Andrew is in Caleb’s body and I’m now Andrew.
Here’s us quarantining together. Caleb gets pissed every time he walks by the door and sees us in bed together.
But I can put up with an angry kid and George is even happier because all this has done is pro-long the swap even longer.
I’m pretty happy with Andrew’s body. He’s much hairier than Caleb. And let me tell you I figured out real quick who’s the top in this relationship.
The best part of the swap is that I know get to wake up to Andrew’s cute face every morning. I always give him a little kiss before we start our morning round together.
