Not Your Red Riding Hood

The bitch who didn't die.

[not-your-red-riding-hood]

I don’t know who invented cream soda sparkling water but they need to be put on a far away planet where they can’t hurt anyone ever again

[not-your-red-riding-hood]

Here I am once again, awake too fucking early

[not-your-red-riding-hood]

Walmart is now only to be called “A giant concrete maze of shoes and frozen pizzas.”

[mollis-collective]

According to Jaylad I’m using this site wrong and I’m supposed to actually find things I like and share them?

[not-your-red-riding-hood]

JUST LOOK UP BATS AND I DONT KNOW.MOTORCYCLES YOU DWEEB.

[mollis-collective]

Name: Bruce Wayne Age: 51 System Role: Caretake, Protector, Fictive Tag: 🦇Worlds Okayest Dad🦇 Bruce Wayne Ok answering asks: Yes, I have no issues answering things. Hello, my name is Bruce. I’m the Batman, a CEO, and far more importantly, dad to the worlds best bunch of headache inducing chaotic kiddos. I have six official children presently and three unofficial children, with four official grandchildren and too many unofficial grandchildren (Looking at you Robin and Tia). I love my children more than anything in the world. I’m also apparently in a poly relationship with Barry and Gaile, who are both wonderful. 

[not-your-red-riding-hood]

YOU ARE MY DAAAAD! YOU’RE MY DAD! BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!

[not-your-red-riding-hood]

You are my daaad! You’re my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

[mollis-collective]

So I just started reading Wayne Family Adventures explicitly cause Tims cute in it and 

LOOK AT MY DAD! LOOK AT MY DAD SMILE!

[traumasurvivors]

Your trauma is valid if it made you sex repulsed.

Your trauma is valid if it made you hypersexual.

Your trauma is valid if it made you both or you fluctuate.

Your trauma is valid.

[howtobeapersonwithfibro]

Taking medications that help you is good. Using mobility aids or other assistive devices that help you is good. Respecting your own limits to maintain your health is good.

Be proud of yourself for taking the steps you need to take care of yourself, and ignore anyone who doesn't understand the importance of this.

[parablesystem]

introjects who think of their memories as things that really happened to them (in another universe, dimension, past life, etc) are valid!!

introjects who think of their memories as made up by the brain (for whatever reason) are valid!!

introjects who don't know what to think of their memories as are valid!!

introjects with canon/source-divergent memories are valid!!

introjects who don't have source memories are valid!!

introjects who wanna find sourcemates or canonmates are valid!!

introjects who don't wanna find sourcemates or canonmates are valid!!

ur all valid, whether you have memories of your source(s) or not, or if you wanna find canon/sourcemates or not!!

(feel free to add to this!!)

[the-songbird-bus]

-picks up megaphone-

ALL FICTIVES ARE VALID.

ALL FICTIVES ARE WONDERFUL.

ALL FICTIVES ARE DOING THEIR BEST AND SHOULD HAVE JUST AS MUCH SUPPORT AS ANY OTHER SYSTEM MEMBER.

-calmly puts down megaphone-

[not-your-red-riding-hood]

Hey Siri, how do I make friends-

[chivalricseraph]

Hi everyone! My partner set up a gofundme for their living situation.

The goal is $600 cad, they need a new mattress and box spring because their mattress is INFESTED with black mold.

Here

Thank you SO MUCH to anyone who donates. They have been having serious health problems due to the mold.

[coffeegirladventures]

So like our partner said, due to some shitty fucking flooding and some really miserable fortune, our mattress is completely soaked and black with black mold, and it’s causing a lot of health issues. Thank you so much to anyone who helps, we hate even having to ask for the help but the mattress will not dry and we’re just stuck sleeping on it, and the coughing and inability to breath has been getting so bad we’ve been considering going to the ER. 

[not-your-red-riding-hood]

Ugh, ngl, the most fucking annoying thing to me still abt being in a system si that I don’t sleep unless I know my dads close by, and due to subsystem bullshit where he’s in a subsystem with someone bad who fronts at night and therefore can’t be near me at night, I don’t sleep!

[sufroyo]

i like pretzel goldfish actually

[not-your-red-riding-hood]

@jasonmftodd didn’t get to get a picture of it earlier but this is what I was talking about.

[jasonmftodd]

This isn’t tea this is a war crime

[not-your-red-riding-hood]

RIGHT thank you that’s what I said. Fucking abomination. 

[not-your-red-riding-hood]

@jasonmftodd didn’t get to get a picture of it earlier but this is what I was talking about.