[cecilpilld]

portrait

[snowbairdd]

Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.

THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989) dir. Ron Clements, John Musker

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[plushstarrs]

I’m always saying this

[sashxuh]

Young Justice ‘98 Comic Panel Redraw!!

[hoodiemanic]

So. Heard you like blondes?

[ashoss]

i miss my father and daughter

[kknoir4]

[8syntheticanimal8]

[steelplatedhearts]

the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven

[steelplatedhearts]

this is the best day of my life

[steelplatedhearts]

update: my shoe is a chew toy

[miss-floral-thief]

@hiyari8

[strawberryamanita]

@wawaposting For you mein freund 🫶 /plat

[wawaposting]

Legendary wawa post.... luckiest mf in the world found the gates of heaven at a random hotel

[importantcatpics]

[tjwayne]

@ask-jason-todd-wayne

[writingdose]

[beemovieerotica]

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

[beemovieerotica]

[0pend00rs]

showed this to bestie and this is what he had to say

[beemovieerotica]

tylenol for president...

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[fairyinthetrees]

do you still think i'm hot with this giant hole in my chest

[chromaticabrasions]

you can listen to music you can blog on tumblr dot com

[chromaticabrasions]

no one is sure if there are other things you can do

[chromaticabrasions]

SOURCE

[chromaticabrasions]

and what’s the genital situation on this nothing…

[xquisitedeadguy]

your phone is way too long get thqat shit under control

[chromaticabrasions]

yes, xquisitedeadguy

right away, xquisitedeadguy

[bruisesndcontusions]

*removing your organs one by one*ok please stop screaming.like you know i have a problem with loud noises.can you try to be quieter?