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nobody understands the true obsession I have with the double long nose elephant fish- I make my friends go to the aquarium with me at least once a year just to see him. my king. my silly little guy. he is my everything.

#not a clothing store #double long nose elephant fish #elephant fish #aquarium #new england aquarium #autism #I mention this fish to someone roughly once a week #people have made me birthday cards with him on it #the aquarium hasn’t made him into a stuffed animal which is a crime against me specifically #might sew my own #actually autistic #fish #fishblr

he's having a one man shrimp party in his car and you weren't invited

#not a clothing store #dimension 20 #shrimp party #shrimp king #crab king #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year

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guip (see also: gueep, gweep, guwieep, gwiep, guiep, and gueebh)

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also guipe perhaps

#this is a hales contribution from their car

guip (see also: gueep, gweep, guwieep, gwiep, guiep, and gueebh)

#not a clothing store #gueep #guip #gweep

everyone say welcome back maddie! maddie has redownloaded the app and logged back in!

#not a clothing store #maddie posted this #have you considered #my truth #my god’s honest truth #i forgot how to log in to this #anyways

working with children all day had me on the highway saying "hey. not a choice!" when a tractor trailer tried to merge into my car

#not a clothing store #there was no swearing #there was no anger #just a mildly defeated statement #because you know what. that's not a choice #I got so used to saying it when one of my kids kept trying to move another one's mobility aide #dude that's not yours #not a choice #teacher #teaching #my vernacular is fucked

training tumblr users to always read the small print by hiding roughly half of every post I make in the tags

#not a clothing store #if they didn't want me to do this they would give me a character limit #and also not let me use spaces or punctuation #it's also like a fun little secret message #read my tags or suffer my curse #the curse is missing out on half the post #anyways #tumblr tag system

I hope that terrible looking movie about charlie xcx having lesbian sex that makes volcanoes explode has the song volcano girls by veruca salt as part of the soundtrack

#not a clothing store #charlie xcx #erupcja #i lied actually #veruca salt deserves better #veruca salt #volcano #lesbian

so sad that the dream I had earlier where my whole refrigerator became a freezer that automatically stocked itself with three packs of trader joe's strawberry mochi ice cream in biodegradable packaging wasn't real and I in fact finished my last box of them the other day

#not a clothing store #trader joes #mochi #strawberry #strawberry mochi #I remember the packaging being very integral to how happy I was #I hated the idea of loose mochi in my freezer #but also hated the plastic packaging #so when the packaging magically turned into dirt-dream logic- I immediately told everyone and their mother #this was the talk of the town #anyways that mochi is so good it made it into my unconscious psyche

why did hudson williams serve nightman, fighter of the dayman, at the met gala

#not a clothing store #hudson williams #hudson williams met gala #met gala #met gala 2026 #iasip #the nightman cometh #dayman #mac mcdonald #heated rivalry #connor storrie

ooppo

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

#tbh other way around #eddy to ted

obsessed with my friend trying to get me collectors edition Zoolander secondhand and instead the dvd inside was, you guessed it, Elephant by gus van sant, a movie inspired by columbine

#not a clothing store #zoolander #the person who sold it CHECKED THE DISK #and gave it to my friend #and it's fully the wrong movie

using my plug's butt ugly stuff hut hat to hold my chainmail rings (I like to think it's what he would want)

#not a clothing store #dimension 20 #a starstruck odyssey #brennan lee mulligan #plugs butt ugly stuff hut #chainmail

I just think d.b. cooper drag routine with briefcase/confetti bomb and paper money bag props that ends with jumping of stage with a parachute and death dropping could be cool

#not a clothing store #d.b. cooper #db cooper #buzzfeed #buzzfeed unsolved #drag queen #drag king #drag routine #drag race #slicked back hair and sunglasses #whipping off the trench coat at the beginning of the routine #i have many ideas

you blink once while watching demon slayer and suddenly michael jackson is strangling a guy

#not a clothing store #demon slayer #i know that's the original demon guy but he looks so much like michael jackson to me #muzan kibutsuji #tanjiro kamado #demon slayer tanjiro #nezuko kamado #michael jackson

ex and i who just split on good terms made and sent this to everyone we needed to update

#not a clothing store #nothing says amicable breakup like making a graphic for the announcement #i love being a lesbian #like okay we broke up but that's oomf now

in da fast and furious, we all fam

#not a clothing store #in da clerb we all fam #fast and furious #2 fast 2 furious #tokyo drift #fast & furious #fast five #vin diesel #dom toretto #family

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