blue collar man

Damien he/him, 19 Virgo, INTP

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[vase-the-original]

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

yall coping ?

[dongboss]

no

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

the sweet old lady who had been running one of the best taquerias in rogers park (the area of chicago i grew up in) for like 20 years just died of covid and they’re closing permanently :( she would always give me free seconds when i came in

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

i know this impacts literally none of u but there is a gofundme for her family’s funeral expenses if anyone has like 5 dollars to spare — the far north side of chicago is rapidly gentrifying and it is really important to keep latino families & businesses here afloat

[arandomthot]

This hits home a little too hard

[thebootydiaries]

boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight

me: um…wow 😂 tell that whore she can have u. 👋 bye ugly 😂 hope she was worth it

[neckkiss]

[ruinedchildhood]

[shadovvlurking]

Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

[shadovvlurking]

These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.

[scoutkln]

what about these

[askroukemonone]

how about this? 

[shadovvlurking]

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

[toonsylvania]

👀 ?

[shadovvlurking]

Those classify as the first ones they are good

[thisisnakesblog]

what about everyones favorite?

[shadovvlurking]

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

[radicalrobo]

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

[rubyzoisite]

Hey OP

[shadovvlurking]

this is the worst addition, thanks

[egberts]

[talkingllama]

everytime i see a dog in the street

[lubricates]

me: look at him go with his dog legs

me: i bet it has great dog plans today

me: i hope it has a good dog day

me:

me: what a dog

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

[arsanatomica]

ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.

This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.

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[sodapoplio]

[kai-wildfang]

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

[coolsville-ghetto]

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

[the-memedaddy]

[ukulelekatie]

🎵oh, i wanna nap with somebody…🎵

🎵i wanna fall aˢˡᵉᵉᵖ  with somebody…🎵