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global warming is fake because if it was real my seasonal depression would not being coming back stronger with each passing year

#globalwarming #textpost #meme #textposts #memes #prove me wrong #global warming #joke #thank you for listening

to the window 𓀢

to the wall 𓀣

till the sweat drip down my balls 𓀡

till all these bitches crawl 𓀒

till all skeet 𓀤 skeet 𓀥 motherfuckers !

#getlow #liljon #textpost #theeastsideboys #rap?#shitpost #ABSOLUTE SHITPOST #thank u for coming to my ted talk

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The Holy Bible Trilogy (69 AD)

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October 31st November 1st

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petition to change “big dick energy” to “big wiener demeanor”

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many people have been complaining about the surge of porn bots… personally i havent noticed… however i have seen a rise in increasingly beautiful and mysterious women who wish to court me

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Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

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Us after reading this caption

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dankmemeuniversity

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I hate this so much but my love for Bohemian Rhapsody compels me

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Beautiful

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if you're looking for your next fresh kill and have trouble finding your next victim i am here, i wont even put up a fight, i am ready to die.

#plskillme #shitpost #imheretakemenow #please #illpayyou #text #textpost #not really a joke at this point

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[Image: Two men with clasped hands stand in front of a curtain. One has Spider-Man’s face crudely photoshopped over his. Two crossed out pictures of Harry Potter are at the bottom. Text reads ‘Friendship ended with harry potter Now spider-man 2018 is my best friend.]