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post apocalyptic movies/tv shows are like ‘ok so the government has fallen. there are hardly any people left. we have no food or shelter. but DONT WORRY. the women are all still hairless. of course. women found many razors to shave every inch of their body with. the men however, can’t seem to find or borrow a razor to shave their beards. their beards are touching the ground. but the women are hairless. at least the women don’t have any underarm stubble.’

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I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis?

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i’m soooo sick of period/western/fantasy films that feature graphic violence against women for literally no reason other than they can

“that’s just how things were back then!!” ok so where’s the dysentery?? the body hair? poor dental hygiene? syphilis?

or do these things not give u a boner???????

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Male robots: “I’m a machine, but I’m also a person. I’m more than an object. I have values and dreams and desires and, while I’m different from you in ways that might be strange and frightening, I’m an individual and I want to be respected as such.”

Female robots: “I’m a machine, but I’m also a person. In fact, I’m even better than a real woman - I don’t sweat or poop or age, and yes, I am fuckable. I can also kick ass, but like, in a sexy way. I can seem emotionless and cold, but that’s just because I haven’t yet realized how much I want to be your girlfriend.”

When Sasha Wins

Sasha:*is vegetarian"*

Mawma Ru: YOU GET A YEAR SUPPLY OF BURGERS!

Sasha:*is BALD*

Mawma Ru: YOU GET A SICKENING SUPPLY OF SHAMPOO!

Sasha:*is grateful anyway*

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why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

nothingnowherenoonearchive

uh

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

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literally no one else knows this. nobody.

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

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you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

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positivewlwvibes

anyway gay privilege does exist and it’s called not having to date straight men and it’s truly a blessing

me comforting myself when im home alone: im a lesbian, i would never be in a horror movie

thelegendofclarke

Littlefinger: *talks*

Sansa Stark:

Bran Stark:

Everyone in Winterfell:

Everyone Everywhere:

Lyanna: so what should we name our son?

Rhaegar: aegon targaryen

Lyanna: um but isn't that the name of your other son?

Rhaegar: i've always been a dick to elia why stop now

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Littlefinger: You can’t prove anything!

Bran:

Book!Arya: a stubborn, clever, compassionate girl with a strong sense of justice heartbreakingly unsure of her place in a misogynistic and unjust society who after deeply traumatising events is on a harsh and difficult jorney that will (hopefully) end in her reclaiming her identity and self-worth

Show!Arya: murder murder stab stab sansa is a bitch I want to kill everyone

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Cersei was always interesting to me, mostly because of her love for her children. But now that they are dead she kinda has lost her mind... I still think of her as a fascinating character but I also hope she dies. I want Jamie to live tho

I don’t love Cersei the way I love Arya. I don’t have strong enough emotions for her to defend her the way I defend Arya. But since you shared your thoughts about Cersei, I’ll share mine.

We all think it’s sad that countless people self-harm, stay in abusive relationships, and commit suicide. Yet when we finally come across someone who actually loves herself, suddenly she’s crazy and evil.

There is a theory that she is the daughter of Aerys, and that like him, she’ll eventually go mad. It’s possible. But as of now (Game of Thrones 7.4), I haven’t seen even the slightest indication that Cersei has lost her mind.

Vengeance to me is the most natural thing in the world. Vengeance is justice. It’s a manifestation of self-esteem. It’s an expression of love. If people you love deeply, including yourself, have been intentionally hurt or killed, or threatened, and you’re not dying to get justice for them, or ensure their safety in any way possible, you’re a fucking pussy.

Like Arya, Cersei is not a fucking pussy. The High Septon, his bitch nun, his stinky army and the Tyrells had destroyed 80% of everything Cersei held dear and was about to destroy the remaining 20%. Fuckers needed to be annihilated. As for collateral damage, it happens. Cersei would gladly die for someone she loves. But if asked to choose between saving her future and the lives of 1,000 strangers, of course she’ll pick her own. She loves herself. Sorry not sorry.

Unlike Joffrey or Ramsay, Cersei always has a valid emotional reason or a politically justifiable defence for hurting someone. Hates Tyrion because he’s why her mother is dead. Hated Robert because he neither loved nor respected her. Had Lady killed to defend her son’s honor. Tortured Shame Nun because the cunt tortured her first. But she was furious with Jaime for hurting Bran and she definitely didn’t want Ned beheaded.

Am I saying Cersei is a perfect person? Definitely not. (Arya is. Fucking fight me.) But she is a perfectly written character. She’s strong but not invincible. Clever but not unbeatable. Cruel but not heartless.

I will always pick someone like her over someone like Dany, who is written the other way around — obviously good, but with dark tendencies. Characters like Dany are predictable, and predictable is boring.

It isn’t my intention to change your mind or anyone’s. Cersei is a complicated woman. She’s not meant to be liked by everyone. But I respect the few who do.