Not an actual blog either

As you were able to read above already, this is not a blog. This isn't an actual tumblr account but a tool for exchanging insider jokes across half of Europe. Right now. You have no reason to be here. Go on, Internet traveler.

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Miriam, I tried.

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Jeremiah with a face.

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How are the sharks doing?

they are fine 

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Ooooooooh.

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Six facts about me (for Maria)

I was tagged by a very certain friend of mine (on her quite overwhelmingly active simblr) and as no one will ever read this beside her and the other third of us, here are six facts about me for Maria she may not know yet (otherwise this would be pretty boring and useless):

1. Apparently, I am unrightfully doubted in how often I check my friends’ Tumblr blogs, Maria.

2. I haven’t had hours of fill-in fun with puzzles, a game, and a story about Jesus yet. I’ll come to that when we skype next time, I think.

3. I know someone told me about it but I forgot how to properly tag on Tumblr. This will probably get embarrassing at the end. It probably already is because I didn’t link your blogs above correctly, I think.

4. I think I once mentioned it but it sounds like something one forgets quite easily, so it still counts: I have an odd fear of large things in large amounts of water. Underwater documentaries tend to make me very uneasy and zooming into oceans in Google Earth makes me almost vomit. That’s also why I prefer every vehicle over ships - I’m way too scared of falling overboard and then being so tiny next to this enormous thing in a vast space I can’t see the end of.

5. I like to dance alone in my room and as it is so small, I usually do so on only one spot. And because I’m alone, it looks rather awful. I hope you will never have to see this.

6. It is really hard (hihi) for me to think of stuff you don’t know yet.

I can’t think of anyone to tag besides maybe batcordula who now actually is never going to see this.

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Hey Miriam

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Hello Personinevermetanddon’tknowatall

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Hi

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Hi

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How was your day?

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Okay. Do you like to kiss guys?

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Hey Miriam

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Hi

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Hey Miriam

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Hello Personinevermetanddon’tknowatall

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Look who’s back!

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I love how sparkly and all JL is in this one picture and JF just casually walks by. He’s most definitely impressed by the miracle taking place in front of him he has never heard of before.

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Guess who died today. Yes, it’s Jesus-Luke Christ. But I’m sure you all knew that anyway. It’s a public holiday and all that.

R.I.P. Jesus-Luke Christ.

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Poor JF … And JL, of course. But I don’t know if you feel sorrow and all that when you’re dead. Also, something tells me that JL will have a comeback soon. That’s what boyband members do, isn’t it?

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A comeback, you say?  For how long do you think he’ll stay away?

I wouldn’t feel too bad for JF, to be honest. He didn’t even notice his brother died until I told him.

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I don’t know, I just have a very foreboding feeling in my stomach.

I think I give him two days. Just guessing, of course. Like, totally just guessing.

How would I know anyway. Seriously.

The Christ Brothers probably like to give concerts on Sundays, that’s it. Perfect timing for a comeback concert.

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Guess who died today. Yes, it’s Jesus-Luke Christ. But I’m sure you all knew that anyway. It’s a public holiday and all that.

R.I.P. Jesus-Luke Christ.

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Poor JF ... And JL, of course. But I don’t know if you feel sorrow and all that when you’re dead. Also, something tells me that JL will have a comeback soon. That’s what boyband members do, isn’t it?

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Miriam invited all of her friends everyone she knows over for a party.

There was a lot of just standing around and a few people seemed to be quite unhappy.

Maybe they were unhappy because JJ was there.

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I really like the picture where Maria and J. God are standing next to JJ but try seriously hard (hihi) not to look in his direction while Maria looks like she’s about to vomit.

And Filomena seems to be a J. God fangirl. Who could blame her.

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Phteven lost some of his coolness which is very unfortunate. But he does have the Fibonacci smile.

I might have to make an adult version of his old t-shirt.

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The t-shirt is essential to his character.

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It was time for a little birthday party for the oldest of  Leonardo’s kids.

Here’s teen Leonardo Inferiore.

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Why isn’t he wearing anything in the last pictures (but his hat)? And what are those facial expressions? Aaaaah.

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Stuff happening.

By the way, meet Filomena Fibonacci.

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But what about Mathyou now? </3

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Miriam moved into a much too small pretty little house with her children and Leonardo, her dead husband.

Little Sprague doesn’t seem to like it.

And, honestly, I am so sorry about the last one.

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… Am I pregnant again?

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Well, what is done can't be undone (let's just pretend that also applies to The Sims). The real question now is: What are we going to name it?

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This is really disturbing. It's a Creepette.

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Miriam moved into a much too small pretty little house with her children and Leonardo, her dead husband.

Little Sprague doesn’t seem to like it.

And, honestly, I am so sorry about the last one.

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... Am I pregnant again?

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Some more pictures of the daily life of the Christcopter household. People hugging, the pregnant lady cleaning the toilet while everybody else is just chilling and JJ and Leonardo Inferiore spending some time with their mutual unborn half-sibling(s).

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J. God and Holly are so cute <3333

And for some reason, I really like the picture where people are sitting at the table. I don't know why really.

And JJ's hands on Miriam Styles' belly annoy me. Big surprise. Though talking to the unborn child in a mother's womb is something normal people do, I guess. It sounds annoying to me, though.