wolf in the fold

Name's Bigby. Not much of a people person. Don't expect to see me out and about much, unless it's for a bad reason. {Independent Bigby Wolf Blog, TWAU and Fables oriented}

[notasbadastheysay]

"It's just one of those days..."

[miyku]

[clickityclackitsjack-blog]

"Fuck off. Why would I call you for stuff like that, anyway? I can handle all my problems myself just fine. She was probably grateful, would’ve kept being lost if I hadn’t showed."

[notasbadastheysay]

"Sure you can."

"Just leave her alone, do us both a favor, and get back to your apartment. Or wherever the hell else you can be other than here."

[clickityclackitsjack-blog]

"For your information, I helped her find her way after being totally lost.”

"Well…I got her a cab, anyway…but I did more good than harm! Where were you then, huh?" 

[notasbadastheysay]

"How chivalrous of you."

"Probably out, doing my job. If you weren't so obsessed to play the part of the "hero" for every damsel you ran into and actually called once in a fucking while, it would have been handled without you drooling on her--which I'm sure you did then, too." 

[notasbadastheysay]

this isnt a pick up line im here to tell you that jacks stealing a television please go beat him up thanks

"Oh, god damn it."

"Thanks.”

[notasbadastheysay]

You look alot like my next boyfriend.

"Whoever he is, hope he’s got a better attitude than I do."

[notasbadastheysay]

you must be a banana because i find you A PEELING

He's not sure if he's more amused or annoyed by that.

[notasbadastheysay]

I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot!!!!!

"Do I know you? Look kinda familiar—uh, anyway. Thanks, even though I wouldn’t call myself one to phone home about." 

[notasbadastheysay]

I CHOOSE YOU.......... to be my boyfriend

"Flattered, but I'd encourage you to not have to resort to me if your choices are that slim."

[notasbadastheysay]

*gets down on one knee with a dog biscuit* yo wanna go sniff some fire hydrants on tuesday

"Are you kidding me."

[notasbadastheysay]

Want to play cops and robbers?

"I’m good, thanks."

[notasbadastheysay]

Wanna go take a flea dip with me sometime? ;)

Jack I know this is you fuck off

[notasbadastheysay]

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I CAN SAFELY SAY IM EXTREMELY GAY FOR YOU

"Thanks…I think. The shouting was a nice touch."

[notasbadastheysay]

I wanna see how Big and Bad you are in BED

"Uh..."

[notasbadastheysay]

[inboxstuff]

Send my muse cheesy pick-up lines for their reaction

[reedrill]

Once we were a thousand separate kingdoms, spread over a hundred magic worlds. We were kings and cobblers. Wizards or woodcarvers. We had our saints, our sinners, and our blatant social climbers. And from the grandest lord to the lowliest peasant girl, we were, for the most part, strangers to one another. It took an invasion to unite us.

Fables, Volume One: Legends in Exile by Bill Willingham (via triptraptroll)