Shag.

Minor. 😋

[notatheif]

Race car noises

Hi!! I’m shag. Saw some other racers on here and said why not? I’d like to stay unknown—but I am a minor!

Ability: illusion of living — User is able to make an illusion world, making the victim think they are in a different place/world then they actually are. The ability messes with the mind and just plays tricks with them. The world they are seeing is something they wish to see. Example would be a fairytale like world, or a utopia.

the creator would like to stay anonymous. But she is also a minor and pronouns for both are She/her. Sense I’m a minor no weird asks.

[notatheif]

same

[teddymochi]

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

[notatheif]

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

[teddymochi]

*Sigh* Do you want to go make cookies with like a pinch of alcohol? Because I can do that if it will stop you from making world war 3.

[notatheif]

how about the whole bottle and I’ll stop firing my tank?

[teddymochi]

Dear it’s my tank, and I can easily stop the tank from working, but ill compromise by use 90% of the bottle good?

[notatheif]

oh..this isn’t your tank 😈😈

YOURS IS STILL AT HOME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[teddymochi]

Well dang fine, we can use the full bottle if you come back home and stop using the tank..there is that a deal?

[notatheif]

bet.

[teddymochi]

Okay good. What type of cookies do you want?

[notatheif]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

alcohol cookies

[teddymochi]

No I mean do you want anything else in the cookies? Like chocolate, Candy, basically anything (no, we will not be putting anything plant like or objects in cookies) 

[notatheif]

a gun. A bomb. Gasoline. And fried bull testicle!

[teddymochi]

Okay first no, second no, and third no. We want to be able to eat this. And fourth one maybe..

[notatheif]

Awh.

[doglover556]

THIS COULD BE US IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING 🥰🥰🥰

..I’m trying to get free stuff but we gonna ignore that

id rather dazai, which is saying a lot because i hate dazai.

[notatheif]

This is why I hate women. Just buy me booze it’s not hard

[doglover556]

what do women have to do with this?? when did women come up.

[notatheif]

your a women

[doglover556]

im not.

[notatheif]

uh huh!

[doglover556]

@yookoota

[notatheif]

YK WHAT. IM GONNA PUT DOG WEINERS ON YOU.

[notatheif]

same

[teddymochi]

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

[notatheif]

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

[teddymochi]

*Sigh* Do you want to go make cookies with like a pinch of alcohol? Because I can do that if it will stop you from making world war 3.

[notatheif]

how about the whole bottle and I’ll stop firing my tank?

[teddymochi]

Dear it’s my tank, and I can easily stop the tank from working, but ill compromise by use 90% of the bottle good?

[notatheif]

oh..this isn’t your tank 😈😈

YOURS IS STILL AT HOME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[teddymochi]

Well dang fine, we can use the full bottle if you come back home and stop using the tank..there is that a deal?

[notatheif]

bet.

[teddymochi]

Okay good. What type of cookies do you want?

[notatheif]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

alcohol cookies

[teddymochi]

No I mean do you want anything else in the cookies? Like chocolate, Candy, basically anything (no, we will not be putting anything plant like or objects in cookies) 

[notatheif]

a gun. A bomb. Gasoline. And fried bull testicle!

[doglover556]

THIS COULD BE US IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING 🥰🥰🥰

..I’m trying to get free stuff but we gonna ignore that

id rather dazai, which is saying a lot because i hate dazai.

[notatheif]

This is why I hate women. Just buy me booze it’s not hard

[doglover556]

what do women have to do with this?? when did women come up.

[notatheif]

your a women

[doglover556]

im not.

[notatheif]

uh huh!

[notatheif]

same

[teddymochi]

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

[notatheif]

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

[teddymochi]

*Sigh* Do you want to go make cookies with like a pinch of alcohol? Because I can do that if it will stop you from making world war 3.

[notatheif]

how about the whole bottle and I’ll stop firing my tank?

[teddymochi]

Dear it’s my tank, and I can easily stop the tank from working, but ill compromise by use 90% of the bottle good?

[notatheif]

oh..this isn’t your tank 😈😈

YOURS IS STILL AT HOME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[teddymochi]

Well dang fine, we can use the full bottle if you come back home and stop using the tank..there is that a deal?

[notatheif]

bet.

[teddymochi]

Okay good. What type of cookies do you want?

[notatheif]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

alcohol cookies

[doglover556]

THIS COULD BE US IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING 🥰🥰🥰

..I’m trying to get free stuff but we gonna ignore that

id rather dazai, which is saying a lot because i hate dazai.

[notatheif]

This is why I hate women. Just buy me booze it’s not hard

[doglover556]

what do women have to do with this?? when did women come up.

[notatheif]

your a women

[notatheif]

same

[teddymochi]

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

[notatheif]

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

[teddymochi]

*Sigh* Do you want to go make cookies with like a pinch of alcohol? Because I can do that if it will stop you from making world war 3.

[notatheif]

how about the whole bottle and I’ll stop firing my tank?

[teddymochi]

Dear it’s my tank, and I can easily stop the tank from working, but ill compromise by use 90% of the bottle good?

[notatheif]

oh..this isn’t your tank 😈😈

YOURS IS STILL AT HOME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[teddymochi]

Well dang fine, we can use the full bottle if you come back home and stop using the tank..there is that a deal?

[notatheif]

bet.

[notatheif]

same

[teddymochi]

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

[notatheif]

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

[teddymochi]

*Sigh* Do you want to go make cookies with like a pinch of alcohol? Because I can do that if it will stop you from making world war 3.

[notatheif]

how about the whole bottle and I’ll stop firing my tank?

[teddymochi]

Dear it’s my tank, and I can easily stop the tank from working, but ill compromise by use 90% of the bottle good?

[notatheif]

oh..this isn’t your tank 😈😈

YOURS IS STILL AT HOME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[notatheif]

same

[teddymochi]

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

[notatheif]

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

[teddymochi]

*Sigh* Do you want to go make cookies with like a pinch of alcohol? Because I can do that if it will stop you from making world war 3.

[notatheif]

how about the whole bottle and I’ll stop firing my tank?

[doglover556]

THIS COULD BE US IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING 🥰🥰🥰

..I’m trying to get free stuff but we gonna ignore that

id rather dazai, which is saying a lot because i hate dazai.

[notatheif]

This is why I hate women. Just buy me booze it’s not hard

[notatheif]

same

[teddymochi]

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

[notatheif]

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

[notatheif]

same

[doglover556]

WHAT.

[notatheif]

just sit down.

[doglover556]

i dont think i will....

[notatheif]

no it’s good for you

[doglover556]

WHAT.

[notatheif]

just sit down.

[junichiros-light-snow]

can I burn you for an experiment??

What-?

[notatheif]

..I think that’s a yes. Come ere

*flamethrower 🥰🥰*

[teddymochi]

No-! *takes the flamethrower away* no.

[notatheif]

AH. YOUR SO MEAN.

[teddymochi]

Dear we don’t burn people without cause now go use this and burn Dazai :)

[notatheif]

YAY!!

[junichiros-light-snow]

wtf-

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

UM NO I DON'T WANT TO BE BURNED-

[notatheif]

yes you do. Cere doggyyyyyy I make you feel warm with fire 😋😈

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

UM UH- @teddymochi PLEASE SAVE ME I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG *dramatic sob*

[notatheif]

you existence is wrong. So…CMERE.

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency HELP ME DADDDD

[fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency]

I don't want any part of whatever this is.

You kids can figure this out.

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

*sob* PLEASEEEEE I DON'T WANT BE BURNED, ITS GONNA TAKE FOREVER TO HEAL SINCE YOSANO CAN'T HELP MEEEEE

[teddymochi]

Well dang I caused this..it’s okay you can come with me I’ll protect you for my daughter. 

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

WAHHHH

[teddymochi]

Is this crying or confusion? Because I can make you something to make you feel better, or I can explain depends on the answer— 

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

BOTH IM CRYING AND CONFUSED

[teddymochi]

Well for crying one I could either give you a hug or make you some crab, for the confusion part I am the adopted parent of Shag, I may be a bit of more.. encouraging mother in most not good things. But never mind that! 

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

CRAB???!!!! :O

[notatheif]

I’m gonna poison it.

mom!! BUY ME BOOZE!! I’m having withdraws :(

*aims flamethrower at Dazai*

anyway. I’ve got things to finish.

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

... good god this is annoying

[notatheif]

your annoying. Buuuut if you give me booze with out teddy knowing I won’t try and kill your everyday!

[junichiros-light-snow]

can I burn you for an experiment??

What-?

[notatheif]

..I think that’s a yes. Come ere

*flamethrower 🥰🥰*

[teddymochi]

No-! *takes the flamethrower away* no.

[notatheif]

AH. YOUR SO MEAN.

[teddymochi]

Dear we don’t burn people without cause now go use this and burn Dazai :)

[notatheif]

YAY!!

[junichiros-light-snow]

wtf-

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

UM NO I DON'T WANT TO BE BURNED-

[notatheif]

yes you do. Cere doggyyyyyy I make you feel warm with fire 😋😈

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

UM UH- @teddymochi PLEASE SAVE ME I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG *dramatic sob*

[notatheif]

you existence is wrong. So…CMERE.

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency HELP ME DADDDD

[fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency]

I don't want any part of whatever this is.

You kids can figure this out.

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

*sob* PLEASEEEEE I DON'T WANT BE BURNED, ITS GONNA TAKE FOREVER TO HEAL SINCE YOSANO CAN'T HELP MEEEEE

[teddymochi]

Well dang I caused this..it’s okay you can come with me I’ll protect you for my daughter. 

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

WAHHHH

[teddymochi]

Is this crying or confusion? Because I can make you something to make you feel better, or I can explain depends on the answer— 

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

BOTH IM CRYING AND CONFUSED

[teddymochi]

Well for crying one I could either give you a hug or make you some crab, for the confusion part I am the adopted parent of Shag, I may be a bit of more.. encouraging mother in most not good things. But never mind that! 

[dying-inhumane-disorder]

CRAB???!!!! :O

[notatheif]

I’m gonna poison it.

mom!! BUY ME BOOZE!! I’m having withdraws :(

*aims flamethrower at Dazai*

anyway. I’ve got things to finish.

[teddymochi]

First off no—

Second no have some water.

And third have this dummy that looks like Dazai for the time being.

[notatheif]

MEAN. MEAN. MEAN.

and I don’t use fake things. To much like illusions..EW!!!