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@dying-inhumane-disorder
I'm Osamu Dazai~! You may refer to me as Dazai~ I'm wayyyy better than the short ginger who likes fancy hats in the Port Mafia! Don't get on my bad side~ you'll regret it~
I will be answering your questions! Please make it interesting so I don't get bored.... huhuhu....
anons!!: 🎀
ooc under cut
Atushi please answer me if you had catnip would you get high I need to know this is very important information
First off, I'm a tiger, not a housecat, and I'm not sure if catnip works on tigers.
Second of, I have no idea because I've never eaten catnip or any sort of drugs, although one time dazai gave me a coffee so good that I'm pretty sure that's what drugs feel like, haha.
I remember i was asking kunikida why he liked coffee so much because honestly it's so bitter and dazai said he had some really good coffee that could definitely change my mind.
The next day he brought me some homemade coffee at work and it was really minty and i did NOT know coffee could be that good. i felt really hyper and i did even more work than kunikida that afternoon! He acted kinda weird about it though. He's not the competitive type at all so usually he's happy when i do a good job at work. Instead he was too busy because he took dazai to another room and kept shouting at him i couldn't tell you what it was about because at that point i was feeling kinda dizzy. Kunikida came back dragging dazai by the collar a little while later and I think i also saw yosano give dazai some cash when kunikida had let go of him. She looked pissed about it. Kunikida let me go home early when i told him i felt dizzy.
Even if though i did feel pretty light headed after, I still really wanna try that type of coffee again. but dazai said it was made from some super expensive foreign ingredient, at first i didn't really believe him and tried to search online for it, but i couldn't find anything about it and something that tastes that good and gives you that much energy must be hard to find so he's probably telling the truth!
Catnip works on all felines, and it sounds like Dazai put some in that coffee he gave you lmao
Okay so i just looked up the effects of catnip on tigers because of another reblogger. And. @dying-inhumane-disorder did you drug me with catnip? Did you make any bets with yosano about it?
Nooo...~!
let's commit suicide together?! (joking not joking)
-🍀
Oh well, of course, lovely anon~!
Hiii!! Another human me!!
[ @mermaid-dazai ]
ooo~!! a mermaid me!!
Yup!! You are so pretty!! ☺️
oh thank you!!! you look so pretty as well
Thank you!! Here has this sea shell, it matches your beauty!
he accepts it
it looks wonderful~!
I'm glad you like it!! Do you wanna be friends??
sure~! i don't mind~!!
Hiii!! Another human me!!
[ @mermaid-dazai ]
ooo~!! a mermaid me!!
Yup!! You are so pretty!! ☺️
oh thank you!!! you look so pretty as well
Thank you!! Here has this sea shell, it matches your beauty!
he accepts it
it looks wonderful~!
Hiii!! Another human me!!
[ @mermaid-dazai ]
ooo~!! a mermaid me!!
Yup!! You are so pretty!! ☺️
oh thank you!!! you look so pretty as well
Hiii!! Another human me!!
[ @mermaid-dazai ]
ooo~!! a mermaid me!!
Dazai, you a pretty pink princess ✨
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i am oneeee!!!
Haaaahhhh.... It's such a bore in my infirmary nowadays. Somehow noone ever comes here with their injuries.... I've already cleaned my scalpel five times today and memorised everyone's medical records.
Maybe I'll go see what they're up to in the main office.
what if you help me shred the documents i am totally not willing to do!!
Hmm, That doesn't seem to bad of an idea....
i know right!!
slugggggggggggg
he whined
~@dying-inhumane-disorder
...what.
i lost my binder...
he frowned, eyebrows furrowed
Throws my cactus at you
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ouCH!!
he pouts
soooo mean~
I'm going to throw my cactus at you :3
-🪽
no thank you~!
points at you
i see you lurking
~@dying-inhumane-disorder
// :3
hah.. haha... whatre you talking about..? no way....
i know what you are
NOT a lurker, that's for sure
Hello Dazai! :3
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hello~!
Did someone say suiceiede?
@basementdwellerq
uhhhh
not me~!
points at you
i see you lurking
~@dying-inhumane-disorder
// :3
hah.. haha... whatre you talking about..? no way....
i know what you are
Haaaahhhh.... It's such a bore in my infirmary nowadays. Somehow noone ever comes here with their injuries.... I've already cleaned my scalpel five times today and memorised everyone's medical records.
Maybe I'll go see what they're up to in the main office.
what if you help me shred the documents i am totally not willing to do!!
