A Hot Mess, Honestly

Lisa, 21. I just reblog whatever trash is on my dash

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Will only need $24.99.

Ray Ban glasses 90%off will only need $24.99 and will donate $2.40 to COVID-19 epidemic prevention department.

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Ray Ban glasses are discounted by 90% 24.99$ for a limited time affected by the epidemic.

[trashmorla]

This sums the whole thing up.

[ruinedchildhood]

[pukicho]

One time I saw some dumb-dumb complain that there were too many cutscenes with Zelda in it in Breath of the Wild and I was just like???

??????

[spidey-sensz]

He’s the main character what do they expect lmao

[rosalitadiazz-deactivated202003]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

A Match Made In Taser Heaven 

[homocorn]

spending 90$ all at once: bad

spending 30$ three days in a row: somehow not a problem

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Realizing after three days that $90 still came out of your account:

[schmuddel]

How the hell are you people so bad with money

[emperilysm]

Monkey brain not evolved to deal with numbers larger than 5

[duke-of-derpington]

Grug not accustomed to fiat paper

[the-loveliest-lies]

Me see things and want them. I just have to give them plastic card. Which they’ll give right back so I don’t rlly lose anything

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

[agentverbivore]

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

[thejazzykittykat]

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

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W H E E Z E

[ultrafacts]

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ

This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

[jumpingjacktrash]

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall

it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

[jenniferrpovey]

Oh yes, acacia trees.

They fix nitrogen and improve soil quality.

And, to make things fun, the species they’re using practices “reverse leaf phenology.” The trees go dormant in the rainy season and then grow their leaves again in the dry season. This means you can plant crops under the trees, in that nitrogen-rich soil, and the trees don’t compete for light because they don’t have any leaves on.

And then in the dry season, you harvest the leaves and feed them to your cows.

Crops grown under acacia trees have better yield than those grown without them. Considerably better.

So, this isn’t just about stopping the advancement of the Sahara - it’s also about improving food security for the entire sub-Saharan belt and possibly reclaiming some of the desert as productive land.

Of course, before the “green revolution,” the farmers knew to plant acacia trees - it’s a traditional practice that they were convinced to abandon in favor of “more reliable” artificial fertilizers (that caused soil degradation, soil erosion, etc).

This is why you listen to the people who, you know, have lived with and on land for centuries.

[thatlupa]

^ The bold.

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[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

wait isnt this the old town road guy LOL

[princesscedar]

[taylorswiftz]

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN / 06.17.19

[justbadpuns]

I have no words

[gharibajameel]

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[hapalopus]

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

[catgirl-kaiju]

B R O O K L Y N S U P R E M E

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

So they found this adorable little dinosaur called Anchiornis

See those feathers? The skeleton they found was so well-preserved that scientists were able to examine the pigment cells in the feathers and compare them to those of modern day birds.

And they were able to do this with such accuracy that they know the coloration of this dinosaur. In life it looked something like this.

It just baffles me that we know the color patterns of an animal that has been dead for 161 million years

[fuzzywuzzymcsnugglydeerbutts]

They found a prehistoric chicken that wears adidas swear pants my god

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a slavic icon

[slickkjames]

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[goblinsnufkin-deactivated201905]

same energy

[bloodyborsch]

[fairyfawm]

another Same Energy: so ive asked my family to refer to me as they/them bc im nb, and a few times ive corrected my cousins when theyve misgendered me. and so when my little cousins were playing superheroes, one of them said i could be supergirl, and my four year old cousin immediately pipes in with “but sams not a girl” and then, after a bit of thought, “you can be superthey!”

[schrodingers-fyke]

Theydies and gentlethem