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heer for the laff (insta:notcatia)

[sentienttoast]

this is the truest thing I've ever read in my life

[evilsexy]

[toothsalad]

[landsccape]

[northirish]

At all times I am filled with a berserker like rage but thankfully for everyone around me I am much too tired to do anything with it

[zoesupreme]

absolutely nothing has changed in a century

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[desinteresse]

Having a natural hair color while being fucking nuts is basically just hiding in plain sight. I do not feel the need to advertise whatever is going on here

[guerrillatech]

[user87262893]

[strozzaprete-deactivated2024062]

fingers crossed he dies soon

[hungryfictions]

don’t you know it’s not good for your hair to wash it every day. you have to use sulfate and paraben free shampoo. you have to wash your hair with conditioner instead. you should stop washing your hair for a month because actually your scalp has the natural ability to maintain itself. greasy hair can make your acne worse so make sure you wash it every day. you have to use this three step regiment on your face EVERY SINGLE night. buy this $70 serum and use it with the 10 other serums you have but don’t combine them. don’t use anything on your face except a gentle cleanser and moisturizer. do NOT use moisturizer on your face you are DESTROYING your skins natural moisture barrier! acne is just for teenagers you’ll grow out of it :) oh no but adult acne is sooooo common. just take birth control and your acne will go away. cut out all sugar and dairy and your acne will go away. actually those studies are fake, get light therapy treatments instead. take accutane and your acne will go away, only a couple of those kids killed themselves! shave your armpits because it looks better. if you shave your armpits you’re not a feminist. actually shaving your armpits is for HYGIENE. wax your legs. wax your bikini line. but waxing any part of your body can give you ugly ingrown hairs and permanently damage your skin and follicles and besides that’s the patriarchy. (but get laser hair removal instead.) don’t have an eating disorder because that’s too much but definitely do intermittent fasting. don’t eat carbs. don’t eat sugar. don’t eat fat. actually your brain uses carbs as its main energy source. actually fat is necessary but only good fat. you have to DRINK MORE WATER!!! drinking 8 glasses of water per day is a myth. burn fat and get toned by doing these exercises. but cellulite is natural and 99% of women have it so you HAVE to embrace it. take diet pills. ummm don’t you know those are meth?? take NATURAL diet supplements for weight loss. take THESE vitamins to cure your depression and clear your skin and make you better at sex and make your vision better and speed up your metabolism and make your digestion better and make you focus better. i know the ONLY right answer but you have to pay me for it. follow my blog! listen to my podcast! subscribe to my email newsletter! buy my snake oil!!

[eliamatrell]

— WENDELL BERRY, “A Meeting.”

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[boeing-787]

[softcells]

The most egregious biphobia is everyone insisting Taylor swift is bi for no reason like what did we do to you people

[softcells]

Literally if she’s bi no she’s not. I wouldn’t care I’d open a conversion camp just for her

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

"Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forget life, to be at peace. You can help me. You can open for me the portals of death's house, for love is always with you, and love is stronger than death is."

– Oscar Wilde, The Canterville Ghost.

[unslaymoved]

teachers are like im disappointed in the whole class for doing so bad my brother in christ you taught them

[greelin]

like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less

[greelin]

you want to see my chin so bad, huh? my mouth? nose? want me to rawdog the air? freak

[deanwinchesterapologist]

professors be like "I'm swamped with grading right now" my brother in christ you made the assignments

[cartoonblink-deactivated2024112]

NO…NO!!!!!!

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU!