The Phantomhive household is playing, who would you, Kiss, Marry, Kill, about members of the household; What are their answers?
So I got this ask back in November of 2021, and dude, I am SO, so sorry it has taken me this long to get to it. 😭 I've been totally absorbed in my writing, and I apologize that I've allowed well over 40 of these accumulate in my askbox. Ya'll are amazing for sticking by me. 💖 💖 💖
I, uh, got a little goofy with it. 😂 Enjoy!
Bard: Oof, that's a tough one... Kiss Ran Mao, because let's be honest, she'd murder me if I tried to kill her. I don't know if I'll ever marry again, but if I did, it'd be Sebastian. What can I say, the man's a helluva cook. Not sure about killing, but I'd like to smack Wolfram over the head for the forest incident.
Mey-Rin: Uhm, let's see... I would kiss Mister Sebastian, and if I could, marry Mister Sebastian, and kill... um, the garden slugs because I don't really hate anyone here, I don't.
Finny: That's easy! I'd kiss Mey-Rin, marry the young Master, and kill alllll of the young Master's enemies!
Bard, as he sips his beer: For the love of God, Finny, don't let Elizabeth ever hear you say that. She'll kill us all.
Snake: ... I would kiss the young Master. That it all, says Emily.
Bard: *Sighs* We're all gonna die at the hands of a twelve year old girl.
Lau: I would kiss Ran Mao, marry the Earl for his money, and kill the Queen so looser import laws can be implemented.
Bard: I give up. *Lights a cigarette*
Ciel: *Scoffs* This game is ridiculous, but if everyone really must know, I would kiss Elizabeth, marry Sebastian, and kill the Undertaker.
Undertaker: *Cackles* Good luck with that, M'Lord. I think would kiss your pretty Daddy if he were still with us, marry Diedrich, and kill your butler, but not until after he's fucked me blind, because let's be honest with ourselves, I think we all want a piece of that.
Everyone but Bard: *Stares, mouths agape*
Bard: *Eyes steely, he nods in agreement and takes a another swig, because yeah, he's getting some of that and really can't blame the old man for wanting a piece.*
Undertaker: Was it something I said?
William: Go home, Undertaker. You're drunk.
Grelle: Oh, but I think he's on to something here. I would kiss Undertaker, marry William, and kill Bassy, but only after I've had my way with him.
Sebastian: *Shudders* Must I play?
Ciel: If I had to suffer through it, so do you.
Sebastian: Very well. I would kiss young Master, marry the lovely cat outside, and kill all who oppose and threaten the young Master.
William: I hate all of you. I want more overtime.
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